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after reading keithyg pttgoyn mine seems poor,but ive got to go to aberdeen 2mr for a meeting

Yeah mine was going to be football related. Reading Keiths comments though, shows there is more to life.

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That's tragic Keith, all the best to the boy and your mate :(

PTTGOYN: It's my Gran's funeral tomorrow, I've never actually been to a funeral before so I have no idea how it'll affect me. Plus I have Higher Biology exam on Thursday so have so little time to study tomorrow. I need to get a B in it to be certain of a uni place. I did a past paper tonight without the essay questions and got 65%, but would've got a C if I had done them cos I'm not good at them. 59% in the prelim too I'm worried I'll not scrape through now.

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It has been confirmed my mates wee boy has a brain tumour and he is getting operated on next week :( He only has a 50/50 chance that he will pull through.

It is his 5th birthday next monday and when i went to see him on saturday you would think there is nothing wrong with him as he was running about laughing and playing.

Life really sucks sometimes :(

That's terrible, mate and I echo the sentiments of the other guys on here. Life, as you say, does suck :(

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PTTGOYN: Found out my friends aren't actually my friends, they've been taking the piss out of me behind my back for ages

No way, I refuse to believe this, simply because:

YOU DA MAN!!!!11

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Got back from the long weekend to find this email waiting for me:

Dear All,

Colleagues will be sorry to hear that xxx had a stroke yesterday and is recovering in hospital. Her husband has asked that they are not contacted until the situation becomes clearer.

Any news will, of course, be passed on to everyone.

She's one of the good guys too! :(:(

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In the light of all the understandable doom and gloom on here, perhaps my wee faux pas may raise a bit of a smile.

It's just been pointed out to me by a colleague that I have stamped all today's incoming mail as being "Received on 72nd May 2009" :o:(:rolleyes::lol:

It was early, the 'incoming' stamp was upside down and I wheeled the wrong date wheel, okay? <_<:(

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Two of my bests customers parcels have gone awol,overnight between London and Edinburgh.

I hope all goes well with the wee lad,that is really tough,maybe i should count my lucky stars...

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PTTGOYN: Found out my friends aren't actually my friends, they've been taking the piss out of me behind my back for ages

Keep the head up young man!

It's better that you find out what they are like now rather than wasting more time under false pretences.

You seem like you need to get a 'f**k it' attitude about you though and not let arseholes like that bother you.

Also, stop trying to get a ride from your confidence coach, it's going to end badly either way.

1) You manage to shag her and you become a super confident/arrogant tosser that nobody likes or......

2) You don't manage to shag her but end up with a tag around your ankle after a stint in Peterhead jail for trying.

;)

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Keep the head up young man!

It's better that you find out what they are like now rather than wasting more time under false pretences.

You seem like you need to get a 'f**k it' attitude about you though and not let arseholes like that bother you.

Also, stop trying to get a ride from your confidence coach, it's going to end badly either way.

1) You manage to shag her and you become a super confident/arrogant tosser that nobody likes or......

2) You don't manage to shag her but end up with a tag around your ankle after a stint in Peterhead jail for trying.

;)

However, with his brand new 'f**k it' attitude he won't care.

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2) You don't manage to shag her but end up with a tag around your ankle after a stint in Peterhead jail for trying.

At leasat he'd be guaranteed some action on a regular basis if he was in Peterhead chokey! :ph34r::o

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However, with his brand new 'f**k it' attitude he won't care.
At leasat he'd be guaranteed some action on a regular basis if he was in Peterhead chokey! :ph34r::o

Both good points.

Inmate - "Fafc1885, big Rab the Rapist said he's gonny split ye in half"

Fafc1885 - "f**k it!!" *Drops trousers*

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Both good points.

Inmate - "Fafc1885, big Rab the Rapist said he's gonny split ye in half"

Fafc1885 - "f**k it!!" *Drops trousers*

fafc1885: "YOU DA MAN!"

Rab the Rapist: "Aye, and you're the wumman. Bend over."

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