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Fully intended to get on with the cleaning, but when I sat down with a cup of tea, there was an almighty bang outside. Two cars colliding. No one hurt, just in shock. Was out there with chairs and juice and sat with one lass for almost an hour while the police and ambulance turned up. Definitely wasn't her fault, but one of the guys in the other car, who was fine suddenly started to seem hurt when the old bill got there. Must have happened around 3pm but the cars are still sat there and I haven't got a thing done since! Everyone's fine though, which is the main thing really. Poor lass was distraught that she might have hurt someone.

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I'll have it for a good few hours no doubt till they all clear off from Hampden.

Hate staying near it when there's an Old Firm involvement at Hampden.

I'm in tattie-howking country. You should have been here last week. Strangely, though, they weren't quite so vociferous at 4.45pm when they started streaming back - despite the fact there were probably twice as many of them as go by on a wet week night. :lol:

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Paisley women..... Fucking 40 year old women going about in tutus, for christs sake. One of them felt the need to tell the carriage the tale of the time she had sex outdoors in Feegie Park. Lovely people.

And did you bother to get any of their names and phone numbers for me? :huh:

No - thought not you inconsiderate sod! :P:lol:;)

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And did you bother to get any of their names and phone numbers for me? :huh:

No - thought not you inconsiderate sod! :P:lol:;)

Dinnae bother Kilt, all Paisley women follow the same pattern.

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Dinnae bother Kilt, all Paisley women follow the same pattern.

Oh ye heavens, that was so dreadful it was... :lol::lol::rolleyes:

I was too busy concentrating on not vomiting upon being offered to kiss the bride. ;)

Nah, I was obviously just kidding, mate. ;) I see enough Paisley based hen parties coming through the airport as it is! <_< And if you had kissed the bride, you might have found a wee wrap of crack passed into your mouth and a dealer with a blade behind you demanding immediate payment for it :ph34r:

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Folk trying to punt you stuff (insurance, mobile phone contracts, etc etc) at the entrance and exit to the supermarket.

I'm just trying to buy some super cool, smooth, get you slaughtered beers to sit in the sun with, I dont need you muppets giving me a gauntlet to run. Go away.

Why do supermarkets (a Morrisons in this case) allow these folk to do this, as it just irritiates everyone. grrrr.

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