Michael W Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 have you tried the new b@q in kirkcaldy???i was up there the other day and they had a wee sign up looking for people Might just chuck in an application myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I am about to launch the machine at work into orbit.It is goading me today.It now refuses to print labels.And im afraid it has pushed me to far.I think i will try to find a branch and give it a Basil style trashing. Must be the day for it, Key something in, hit enter - and some 45seconds later the screen updates. Give us a loan of your branch when you finished 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie The Staggie Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I am about to launch the machine at work into orbit.It is goading me today.It now refuses to print labels.And im afraid it has pushed me to far.I think i will try to find a branch and give it a Basil style trashing. 7 attempts at trying to print out a montly report for the boss.....7 times it has decided to jam....meaning I have 10 minutes of finding jammed paper, removing jammed paper, resting job, wathch job get jamed again and swear under my breath. The swearing was getting louder and louder after each jam, as if i was playing an adult version of Boggies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Glad to see it is not just me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I want a bloody job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I want a bloody job. You can have mine.And i will go back to school...god the fun i could have now.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 You can have mine.And i will go back to school...god the fun i could have now.. Deal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Glad to see it is not just me. If it helps, our computers were running slow as feck today. Really frustrating clicking the 'open file' button and waiting for the wee egg-timer icon to disappear! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 You can have mine.And i will go back to school...god the fun i could have now.. Deal. Does this mean Capy will be in school uniform then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Does this mean Capy will be in school uniform then? Now now contain yourself..I was never a great one for uniforms. Although Stirling High was not too bad. Its getting the belt of female teachers i miss.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Now now contain yourself..I was never a great one for uniforms. Although Stirling High was not too bad. Its getting the belt of female teachers i miss.... Ooh, School uniform and a bit of S & M thrown in. It gets better very minute! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I want a bloody job. Tampon Tester? Beware, however, I understand there are strings attached. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 b*****d! i only saw her for 15 mins and had to go to some boring award ceremony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Tampon Tester? Beware, however, I understand there are strings attached. Very poor. I've just finished a bowl of non-meat mince. Hmmm.. 2/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 (edited) I've chewed through the bottom of two pens since I started filling in this application form. I'm probably not a great candidate. It's also taking a large amount of willpower to not describe myself in 5 words as "Intelligent, Handsome, Athletic, Sexy and Modest." Edited June 2, 2009 by Dunc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Glasgow is lacking in decent jobs available. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 PC world and their automated phone lines. If I wanted to talk to some diddy advisor I would have called them,all I want is tp speak to someone in the Perth store about a game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 For no apparent reason, the wallopers who have moved on site to demolish an adjacent nursery school find it appropriate to run a f'ck off diesel generator all night. That was just superb last night when the bedroom was way too warm to even contemplate closing the windows. Also, the three Hamilton neddettes who prattled incessant pish on the Glasgow to Edinburgh train this morning, whilst en route to a "management course". What a squad of manky cockfarmers who lacked the ability to complete a sentence without using the phrase "anawislikthat" were likely to learn from said course is anyone's guess. With no empty seats elsewhere on the carriage and not wanting to appear like a c'nt to the colleague I was travelling with, I resisted the urge to bung on my iPod. Won't be doing that again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I'm staying on my own just now, cause my mums away on holiday, and it's just fucking shite. I thought i'd enjoy it, but it's so fucking lonely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I'm staying on my own just now, cause my mums away on holiday, and it's just fucking shite. I thought i'd enjoy it, but it's so fucking lonely But there's so much you can watch on the internet with high volume if she's not there... if you get my drift ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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