GypsyTillIDie Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 I've got an idea for you.Support your local team. f**k that. I'd rather not watch Sellick, thanks. PTTGOYN - Playing football last night and I've really hurt my neck. I can't properly turn my neck to the left properly, and it hurts like f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 (edited) The f**king Guardian. Why can't they be delivered by 6:30 like all the other newspapers!? It means I have to deliver all of the rest of them, then go round again when it's arrived afterwards, adding an extra 10 minutes to my paper round. Completely unnecessary. And then today, to make matters worse, having first waited 10 minutes to see if they'd arrive in time before setting off, they weren't even in when I got back to the shop at 7:30, they STILL hadn't arrived. Not amused Commie c**ts can't even arrive on time. Edited June 3, 2009 by Briefcase Wanker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 If people supported the team in the town which they were born, most Fifers would be Raith fans, as Kirkcaldy is where the maternity hospital is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 I've got a solution for you.Don't run then. Well, i train thrice a week, so i've got to to maintain that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 If people supported the team in the town which they were born, most Fifers would be Raith fans, as Kirkcaldy is where the maternity hospital is. Or the older ones could be from St Andrews, like my dad who was born in Camperdown park. There was a maternity hospital there too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Or the older ones could be from St Andrews, like my dad who was born in Camperdown park. There was a maternity hospital there too. Would many not be from Dundee, too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 If people supported the team in the town which they were born, most Fifers would be Raith fans, as Kirkcaldy is where the maternity hospital is. Dunfermline? Unless I've been majorly WHOOOOOOSHED I was born there only 18 years ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Dunfermline? Unless I've been majorly WHOOOOOOSHED I was born there only 18 years ago Maybe QM has a maternity unit, I'm not actually sure. I was more on about specific maternity hospitals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Maybe QM has a maternity unit, I'm not actually sure. I was more on about specific maternity hospitals. I went there once, to recieve eye lid surgery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 I went there once, to recieve eye lid surgery. I was there on Friday night with a sprained ankle. The guy in the cubicle across from me was cuffed and getting the ol' latex treatment from the fuzz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 I was there on Friday night with a sprained ankle.The guy in the cubicle across from me was cuffed and getting the ol' latex treatment from the fuzz. Ye puff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 (edited) Ye puff. you try tripping over a disposable barbeque at Aberdour beach and just walk it off. Aint so easy. Teel you what else was not so easy. Student Nurse. Edited June 3, 2009 by The Blair-Skint Student 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 My mothers uncle died yesterday. He was 104, so he had a fair old innings but it's still a bit sad really. So that means a trip up to Buckie for the funeral. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 That is sad Reynard. 104 though, wow! Was he a Buckie loon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Not bother to shave for 7 days, then finally having to on Monday morning, after a blazing hot Sunday, with a sunburned face. Not altogether great fun. Thankfully now mostly turning to tan. And not so painful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 (edited) That is sad Reynard. 104 though, wow! Was he a Buckie loon? Not originally. He was from Paisley but he moved up there after his wife died to be near his daughter who lived there. That must be about fifty years ago right enough His family started Galbraith the bakers, they used to have supermarkets and stuff round the country. You'll probably be too young to remember them. 104 though. He was as bright as a button right 'til the end. One of those old geezers that just never seemed their age. edit to add, found this on google Buckie’s G. O. M. - Bob Rennie, a native of Linwood, near Paisley, who has lived in Buckie for the last few years latterly in Burnside Court , Buckpool celebrated his 103rd birthday with a small celebration surrounded by friends in the home of his daughter Mr James Murray, Barfield Road. Bob regularly attends meetings in Gospel Hall and calls at Linn Coort for a fish and chip lunch every Wednesday. He retains all of his faculties and still enjoys reading. Edited June 3, 2009 by Reynard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 My sunburn has gone all itchy now and my forehead's peeling. Not a good look! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 (edited) He might have been born around Ibrox, however unlikely it is. Cheers for attempting to defend me, but Marv is right. I'm just a gloryhunter Edited June 3, 2009 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arch Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 The f**king Guardian.Why can't they be delivered by 6:30 like all the other newspapers!? It means I have to deliver all of the rest of them, then go round again when it's arrived afterwards, adding an extra 10 minutes to my paper round. Completely unnecessary. And then today, to make matters worse, having first waited 10 minutes to see if they'd arrive in time before setting off, they weren't even in when I got back to the shop at 7:30, they STILL hadn't arrived. Not amused Commie c**ts can't even arrive on time. Are you the only 18 year old paperboy alive? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Are you the only 18 year old paperboy alive? A guy who must have been at least in his 50s used to deliver our papers. He wore a beret and had a little goatee, looked like your average cliched frenchman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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