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f**k, had a perfect opportunity to say hi to that girl earlier <_<

Which girl is this?

If you want my advice, which you probably don't, just say 'hi, can I finger you?' and if she doesn't slap you, there's a good chance you're in there. If she does slap you then you know you won't need to waste any more time on her.

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Look son, you're 16 years old now. You should be paying your own phone bills.

You not have a part time job?

Pfft.

I've been looking for work for weeks. Can I ask how old you are?

I see you're 24, not as old as what I expected.

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The contract is kind of a birthday present.. Nah, still at school till christmas.

Ah I see, that's forgivable then.

Pfft.

I've been looking for work for weeks. Can I ask how old you are?

I see you're 24, not as old as what I expected.

Yes i'm 24. I'm just teasing (sort of) - are there no bars near you that require glass collectors or anything though?

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You have to be 18 to work in a bar do you not?

Yep. I inquired at Thornton golf course, and because the bar is in the same room as where you eat, you have to be 18.

What do they expect me to do!? Drink the dregs of a half pint of heavy!?

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