wunfellaff Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 How come when dames put on the beef their sexual bits get more, how shall we say, alluring. But blokes? 1 stone more and the bits get hidden away! God is a wimmin! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 My wife went to work this morning at 06.45 till 16.00 and then went back out at 17.45 till 22.45,She is working to hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 My wife went to work this morning at 06.45 till 16.00 and then went back out at 17.45 till 22.45,She is working to hard. I'll be completely bladdered by the time she gets in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Aye, that'll be mine too. I've decided I am going next year, whether I can afford it or not! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 I'll be completely bladdered by the time she gets in. Hmmm Na i have only had 1 can honest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 People who can't differentiate between "to" and "too" get on my tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latapythelegend Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 People who can't differentiate between "to" and "too" get on my tits. You are way to sad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 My wife went to work this morning at 06.45 till 16.00 and then went back out at 17.45 till 22.45,She is working to hard. People who can't differentiate between "to" and "too" get on my tits. Mod him, Keith! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 You are way to sad And fat as well, if he's got to/too/two tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Mod him, Keith! I said "People" as in I wasn't referring to a specific human being. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Unlucky, deal we it Okay, Mr. Illiterate from Dundee, a City in which people are so simple that they call roundabouts "circles". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 I am so completely and utterly bored. So much so, I'm half tempted to just go to bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Okay, Mr. Illiterate from Dundee, a City in which people are so simple that they call roundabouts "circles". I'd rather be simple than live in the 'Murder Capital'. Each to their own an that though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 I'd rather be simple than live in the 'Murder Capital'. Each to their own an that though. Proof? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 We do? Oh well nevermind. Thats how you remind yourself of Dundee? Interesting fact that is twisteH. I have took it on board Well played Oh, I see we're back to pretend illiteracy again. Why do you feel the need to do this? Can't you stick with typing properly? You are so much less annoying when you actually type like a human being. I am so completely and utterly bored. So much so, I'm half tempted to just go to bed. Im bored as well. I was facing an evening of doing work, while wandering around my house without clothes in peace, tv on, laptop in the living room, living the life. It was going to make my boring evening tolerable. Instead, my flatmate came back early with her "friend" (who's status may or may not have changed), and so I have to do work in my room, with my clothes on, without the lovely music channels on. Its turned a dull but tolerable evening into an intensely infuriating one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Im bored as well. I was facing an evening of doing work, while wandering around my house without clothes in peace, tv on, laptop in the living room, living the life. It was going to make my boring evening tolerable. Instead, my flatmate came back early with her "friend" (who's status may or may not have changed), and so I have to do work in my room, with my clothes on, without the lovely music channels on. Its turned a dull but tolerable evening into an intensely infuriating one. "Friend", you say? If I were you, I'd turn your music up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Oh, I see we're back to pretend illiteracy again. Why do you feel the need to do this? Can't you stick with typing properly? You are so much less annoying when you actually type like a human being. You are marginally less annoying when you don't try to act the smart c**t with G_Man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 "Friend", you say? If I were you, I'd turn your music up. I don't think it'll go that far, but Im giving them a wide berth, wouldn't want to be the third wheel after all and get in their way. Pretend? How about just f**k off and dont read my posts if i even bother ye. Pretty straight forward mr scummer of scummerville Thats patter theft, you scummy east coast scummer. By the way, you're a fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 He probably assumes because you support Rangers you are from Glasgow. Probably didn't take into account the glory hunting factor Ah, excellent. Further proof that the numbskull struggles at simple reading tasks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Patter theft? Please dont shoot me B) red wine drimk irn bru be happy etc. etc. you really arent worth any more effort than that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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