Lisa Cuddy Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Adam's spelling of "impartial". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Adam's spelling of "impartial". It made me cry too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 So you are either a thief or covering up for sniffing around her drawers for other purposes.Which is it to be? Over to you gentlemen of the jury - there's plenty of them about according to recent posts. Don't tell me that you never went into your older siblings room to hoover up their change after they'd been on a night on the lash and were lying in their bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 WoW maintenance AGAIN. Servers were meant to be up at 10 AM but they were then delayed until 12 AM - and they STILL aren't up as I type this.Raging. Go outside man! FFS. Going to work soon, not hungry enough for any dinner so I'll be starving later no doubt. Having some salt and vinegar crisps to tie me over but there is barely any flavour in them! It's Walkers as well, very unlike them Oh great, now Lady Gaga has just come on the radio. Su-fucking-perb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 (edited) Thunder (and lightning, thank you Michael). Nice late at night when it looks epic and is cool to watch, but shite in the middle of the day when it just switches your computer off. Edited July 15, 2009 by Cynical Saintee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Thunder. Nice late at night when it looks epic and is cool to watch, but shite in the middle of the day when it just switches your computer off. Do you enjoy watching the radio as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 It was absolutely horrible and I ended up angry with myself because I'd been looking forward to it. I just thought it would be a robbery or an assault or whatever - talk about naive! If you've already served on a jury can you be asked to serve again? Even if the answer is yes would having served on a traumatic case excuse you from future service? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Do you enjoy watching the radio as well? You filthy pedant. You know what I mean. I just omitted lightning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Despite taking loads of hot drinks and popping paracetamol like sweeties i am still feeling like shit. Why did it have to happen this week? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 The shit that is still getting posted on the SPL thread. We're now on to our 47th "Who Will End Up Where In The League" thread. It's dire during the closed season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Why do some people keep their wristbands on for weeks and sometimes months after being at a music festival? Because they are unwashed, jakey b*****ds? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 (edited) Do Tesco only employ utter twonks ? Went to buy materials to construct a sanswich for tomorrow plus eight Corona. They ask for my I.D, I hand over my I.D and the c**t behind the till isn't convinced its me in the photo. Okay, I don't wear glasses any more and I have a shaved head but you can still tell its me - unless of course you work in Tesco. The chopper asks the dobber behind her and she isn't convinced either and a third wang is called over to resolve the situation......eventually leading to me walking out the shop with my beer. Never had any bother anywhere since I got my driving licence in February but that's the second occasion in a matter of days that the c***s behind the tills in the Greenock Tesco's identification skills have failed them. Its doing my nut in now as my passport expired last month which means if this starts to become a bigger issue then I'll have to spend more than a hundred and fifty quid on identification within a matter of weeks. f**k that for a carry on. Edited July 15, 2009 by Skoubo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Do Tesco only employ utter twonks ?Went to buy materials to construct a sanswich for tomorrow plus eight Corona. They ask for my I.D, I hand over my I.D and the c**t behind the till isn't convinced its me in the photo. Okay, I don't wear glasses any more and I have a shaved head but you can still tell its me - unless of course you work in Tesco. The chopper asks the dobber behind her and she isn't convinced either and a third wang is called over to resolve the situation......eventually leading to me walking out the shop with my beer. Never had any bother anywhere since I got my driving licence in February but that's the second occasion in a matter of days that the c***s behind the tills in the Greenock Tesco's identification skills have failed them. Its doing my nut in now as my passport expired last month which means if this starts to become a bigger issue then I'll have to spend more than a hundred and fifty quid on identification within a matter of weeks. f**k that for a carry on. Are you looking for work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Are you looking for work? You aren't clever nor funny. Now f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Why do some people keep their wristbands on for weeks and sometimes months after being at a music festival? There was a young lad in fixing a machine in work today and he still had his TITP band on, take it of you jakey cúnt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 My room smells like pot, for some reason. But I'm the only one who's been in here for weeks and I don't touch the stuff... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 My room smells like pot, for some reason. But I'm the only one who's been in here for weeks and I don't touch the stuff... Aye sure you don't 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 My room smells like pot, for some reason. But I'm the only one who's been in here for weeks and I don't touch the stuff... You probably have squatters in your loft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 You aren't clever nor funny. Now f**k off. "I don't wear glasses any more and I have a shaved head but you can still tell its me...." Yip I'm the one who's not clever. BTW "You aren't clever or funny" or "You're neither clever nor funny". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Aye sure you don't Honest guv', ah dinnae. You probably have squatters in your loft. I'll get the broomstick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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