Dazzle Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 My bloody signature 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 (edited) Enter Bayne's Bakers in Kincardine. Me: 2 rolls with ham and tomato, please Asst Manager: Sorry, we only have plain ham rolls or ham and salad Me: Do you have any tomatoes? Asst Manager: Yes. Me: Well, can you cut up one of the tomatoes and put it inside my ham rolls? Asst Manager: No. We're not allowed to do that. Me: So, let me get this straight. You have ham rolls and you have tomatoes but you can't combine the two to create a ham and tomato roll? Asst Manager: That's right. I know it's ridiculous but that's the new company policy. Me: But I bought a ham and tomato roll in Bayne's in Glenrothes, last week. Asst Manager: Ah, not all the branches have had the new instructions yet. Me: Can you sell me two ham rolls and a whole tomato then? Asst Manager: Sorry, no, it's against company policy. Would you like to complain? Me: Not really, I just want two ham and tomato rolls . Asst Manager: I think it would be a lot easier just to complain. I couldn't argue with her logic and we parted on amicable terms. Edited August 25, 2009 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 So you just left the place on your zimmer frame to go and buy a packet of Werther's Originals instead, I presume? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 So you just left the place on your zimmer frame to go and buy a packet of Werther's Originals instead, I presume? Werther's Chewy Toffees are the dog's gonads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Enter Bayne's Bakers in Kincardine.Me: 2 rolls with ham and tomato, please... ...I couldn't argue with her logic and we parted on amicable terms. Having to use notes in the self service things in supermarkets. Had to put a fiver in, wasn't in the best of conditions. Didn't accept it the first time, but it did the second. Took ages to process though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 (edited) Having to use notes in the self service things in supermarkets. Had to put a fiver in, wasn't in the best of conditions. Didn't accept it the first time, but it did the second. Took ages to process though. It's the same problem with the FOBT's in the bookies. Edited August 25, 2009 by ShakehandsTom - DFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 So you just left the place on your zimmer frame to go and buy a packet of Werther's Originals instead, I presume? Werthers Originals... We had some of them last week. I only had two, but bloody hell they were brilliant. I remember when I was a wee boy my grandfather used to sit me on his knee and give me some of them. It was just like the adverts! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro_C Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I've just been asked to retake a drugs test for my new job. I'm just back from Holland. I'm not happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I've just been asked to retake a drugs test for my new job. I'm just back from Holland. I'm not happy. Sometimes you just have to say things you wouldn't normally say....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Going to the football soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Owen Coyle's sole purpose in life is to lose me money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Owen Coyle's sole purpose in life is to lose me money. If it makes you feel better, I won. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Owen Coyle's sole purpose in life is to lose me money. Gambling on Mickey Mouse Cup Games in England between "big" clubs and "wee" clubs is akin to shooting yourself in the foot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Middlesbrough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Gambling on Mickey Mouse Cup Games in England between "big" clubs and "wee" clubs is akin to shooting yourself in the foot. It was so close to working, too. I'm still up for the season, but a win tonight would've really been belting. As always seems to be the case, I was just the one goal away. Ah well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Parr Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Middlesbrough. They cost me £250 quid the night Also, the taboo that surrounds requesting a bag in M&S food shops. Im fed up getting daggers drawn at me for being lazy when it comes to carrying shopping. It's my choice you miserable b*****ds! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 (edited) Gambling on Mickey Mouse Cup Games in England between "big" clubs and "wee" clubs is akin to shooting yourself in the foot. Not when you lay the EPL team against lower league opposition 3 days in advance, then back them just before KO knowing fine well the odds have increased because the EPL team is fielding a reserve side. Praise Vectron! Betfair Edited August 25, 2009 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Not when you lay the EPL team against lower league opposition 3 days in advance, then back them just before KO knowing fine well the odds have dropped because the EPL team is fielding a reserve side.Praise Vectron! Betfair Point taken, Fudge. But most "amateur" punters just work from a coupon picked up in the High Street Shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Enter Bayne's Bakers in Kincardine.Me: 2 rolls with ham and tomato, please Asst Manager: Sorry, we only have plain ham rolls or ham and salad Me: Do you have any tomatoes? Asst Manager: Yes. Me: Well, can you cut up one of the tomatoes and put it inside my ham rolls? Asst Manager: No. We're not allowed to do that. Me: So, let me get this straight. You have ham rolls and you have tomatoes but you can't combine the two to create a ham and tomato roll? Asst Manager: That's right. I know it's ridiculous but that's the new company policy. Me: But I bought a ham and tomato roll in Bayne's in Glenrothes, last week. Asst Manager: Ah, not all the branches have had the new instructions yet. Me: Can you sell me two ham rolls and a whole tomato then? Asst Manager: Sorry, no, it's against company policy. Would you like to complain? Me: Not really, I just want two ham and tomato rolls . Asst Manager: I think it would be a lot easier just to complain. I couldn't argue with her logic and we parted on amicable terms. sounds like someone 'asking' you to complain to sort their own problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Why does the guy on Sky Sports News keep making reference to "In form" Ross County? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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