An Sionnach Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Also Anne Widdecombe should be kept till after the watershed. You're quite right. I apologise! Aye, but what's she done to twist yer nips? Well, she started off recalling a female neighbour in bed being woken by a burglar and, whilst her husband feigned sleep to minimise the danger, she jumped out of bed stark naked, grabbed a poker and chased the burglar out of the house and was halfway down the street before realising she was "dressed as God intended"... Not only do I not believe her preposterous story, but I was just not prepared for the "What would Jesus have done" follow up that was about to be inanely spouted forth. I'd rather drag my nails down a blackboard or chew tinfoil. (This is rant about Anne Atkins in particular, not Christianity in general - just before anyone has a pop at me) Click on the link HERE tomorrow and you'll get the full five minutes of awfulness and see what I mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Complete lack of Gritters and snow ploughs. Edinburgh was terrible again this morning. Clydebank looks as if it has been forgotten about completely by West Dunbartonshire Council, every street is a fucking skating rink. I've already seen several people fall this morning and many more have slipped but remained upright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Having to go to Boots at lunchtime to get lip gloss for Mrs Monkey's Xmas... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I just sneezed at work and snot ended up in my beard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I refuse to believe that Kilt wouldn't give one to Anne Widdicombe . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I refuse to believe that Kilt wouldn't give one to Anne Widdicombe . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I just asked my boy if he could fit his finger any further up his nose sarcastically and he took it as a challenge. I've also Youtubed a video of him crashing into the fence at the bottom of our garden when sledging...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Complete lack of Gritters and snow ploughs. Edinburgh was terrible again this morning. I've seen plenty of gritters with ploughs on the front driving along around here. I've yet to see one of them either doing any gritting or ploughing though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 People who post links that get me reported to our work Internet Police. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 People who post links that get me reported to our work Internet Police. Mine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 People who post links that get me reported to our work Internet Police. That's why it's called the "Not Safe For Work" forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I've seen plenty of gritters with ploughs on the front driving along around here. I've yet to see one of them either doing any gritting or ploughing though. That Is annoying,drive around with yellow lights flashing,looking busy but achieving nought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Mine? Yip! I'll watch the wee man in action when I get home. That's why it's called the "Not Safe For Work" forum. Aye but it wasn't there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I refuse to believe that Kilt wouldn't give one to Anne Widdicombe . I would have called you an utter shit for suggesting that earlier - only I've just got back from throwing up at the very thought! Totally uncalled for - I hope you're ashamed of yourself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I would have called you an utter shit for suggesting that earlier - only I've just got back from throwing up at the very thought! Totally uncalled for - I hope you're ashamed of yourself! Too right I would. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Yip! I'll watch the wee man in action when I get home. Get some work done anyway! Also, please PM me your address as it would appear that I have mistakingly deleted it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Get some work done anyway! Also, please PM me your address as it would appear that I have mistakingly deleted it. This is Jobcentre Plus, you are live on national television, please do not swear. On it's way! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Bored, nothing to do for 2 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Too right I would. Oh for f....... That's it. I'm off out to Melliss's Cheese Shop to cheer myself up and stock up for the weekend! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Oh for f....... That's it. I'm off out to Melliss's Cheese Shop to cheer myself up and stock up for the weekend! Are you the most boring man in the world? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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