GypsyTillIDie Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Chris McDonald's topic in the SPL forum has been deleted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Chris McDonald's topic in the SPL forum has been deleted. No it hasn't 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 No it hasn't As it's the festive period, it would be remiss of me not say the following:- 'Oh Yes it has!' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutton01 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Minus 12 outside. F**K THAT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I have to go to Perth tomorrow, and it's bloody horrific oot there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 This. Being apart at Christmas is always harder than any other time. You can talk on the phone as much as you like but it's never the same is it? It's quite depressinhg.Bah humbug. At least I can watch what i like without someone going 'Shortland Street's on' and changing the channel. Silver linings and all that stuff.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 At least I can watch what i like without someone going 'Shortland Street's on' and changing the channel.Silver linings and all that stuff.... You've got to look at the positives, bro. 1) You can scratch your arse whenever you feel like. 2) You can go and get another beer out the fridge without getting moaned at. 3) You can go to bed when you like, get up when you like and walk around in the buff without anyone complaining. 4) You can watch what you want on the telly. 5) You can have a cheeky w**k without getting caught. 6) You can sit on the internet for as long as you like without being called a weirdo. I'm sure there is more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 You've got to look at the positives, bro.1) You can scratch your arse whenever you feel like. - do that anyway. 2) You can go and get another beer out the fridge without getting moaned at. - she's more likely to chant 'more wine, more wine...' 3) You can go to bed when you like, get up when you like and walk around in the buff without anyone complaining. - I've always had a bit of a naturist in me 4) You can watch what you want on the telly. - that's a bonus 5) You can have a cheeky w**k without getting caught. - expert at having a sly one anyway 6) You can sit on the internet for as long as you like without being called a weirdo. - she's not the P&B widow for the next few weeks, and I'm not putting up with fecking Shortland Street, happy days! I'm sure there is more. She just texted, she's at Schipol. I have to phone her.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 She just texted, she's at Schipol. I have to phone her.... Off you trot and do what you're told. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Off you trot and do what you're told. She never even left me enough money to go and see strippers, buy drugs and get on the piss for a fortnight Inconsiderate is what I call it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 She never even left me enough money to go and see strippers, buy drugs and get on the piss for a fortnight Inconsiderate is what I call it. She's got you well sussed, she doesn't leave you enough so that you'll miss her and all that sh'te. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 (edited) plus side, she said it's baltic, and I have the flip flops and shorts on edited - I've just had a bacon butty, some brie and half a family sized bar of dark orange chocolate for tea. Who actually needs proper meals? satisfied, but feeling a wee bit sick... Edited December 23, 2009 by kiwififer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 plus side, she said it's baltic, and I have the flip flops and shorts on edited - I've just had a bacon butty, some brie and half a family sized bar of dark orange chocolate for tea. Who actually needs proper meals? satisfied, but feeling a wee bit sick... Aye, I really feel sorry for everyone freezing their arse off back home................ That eating is for poofs and wummin anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I have some pretty decent steaks in the fridge, but they are for the Christmas barbie. Although they are shouting my name..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I have some pretty decent steaks in the fridge, but they are for the Christmas barbie.Although they are shouting my name..... That's because they've still got wool on them. Get fired in, you know you want to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I'm so sick of hearing about snow. It's doing my fucking brains in. Whether it's people moaning about it, or folk creaming themselves about it, i'm SICK OF IT!!You'd think folk had never seen it before. The Sun's first sentence on the front page today actually made me angry, "Scotland plunged into an Arctic hell today" f**k OFF!!!! I was going to add something about my one and a half hour bus journey from Cessnock to Whitehaugh, about 5 miles, but it looks like you've taken enough of a verbal doing. Ya Fud! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 That's because they've still got wool on them.Get fired in, you know you want to. I thought he was going to cook 'em, not shag 'em?! Oh well, his missus is away, who's to know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 (edited) That's because they've still got wool on them.Get fired in, you know you want to. Woolly coo's? But you are right, I could have steak and eggs for supper.... Edited December 23, 2009 by kiwififer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Woolly coo's? I never noticed that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I have to go to Perth tomorrow, and it's bloody horrific oot there! Yeah, and you have the added problems of the weather too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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