vikingTON Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I never realised you were that desperate to lose your virginity. You don't realise much anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I'm going to shoot at 'Ron Burgundy'. WRONG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 17 mate, it's for Advanced English. I'm battling my way through it just now, resisting the temptation to copy and paste a summary from online. Aye, well I can see why it's tough going then. I had so many good books ruined for me by school..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I had so many good books ruined for me by school..... You must have attended a fee paying school. We peasants had to jolly well ruin our own books! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Sore heid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Woke up this morning to find that I have been demoted from a '3 star' poster to a '1 star' poster. Some people really do take this internet pish too seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiders For Life Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Far to much unnecessary Latin in law. I don't like it. I've spent more time googling what half the words mean than doing the actual questions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Last day of my holiday and I'm babysitting again (sorry, looking after the youngster is not the same as babysitting). Go out and do something with the kid rather than complaining about having to spend time with him/her! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Woke up this morning to find that I have been demoted from a '3 star' poster to a '1 star' poster. Some people really do take this internet pish too seriously. Aye, you. I never even knew there was such a thing, and I've been here for 6 and a half years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Aye, you. I never even knew there was such a thing, and I've been here for 6 and a half years. Wait...I've just been put back up to a 2 star. All is not lost, Stewarty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Wait...I've just been put back up to a 2 star. All is not lost, Stewarty. I regret to inform you that your status is the same as twisteH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I regret to inform you that your status is the same as twisteH. I, apparently, have no status. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I, apparently, have no status. Look again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Look again. My faith in humanity is restored - thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I appear to be a four star poster. Which is probably about right, because I have an en suite bathroom and can have a cooked breakfast at will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I appear to be a four star poster. Which is probably about right, because I have an en suite bathroom and can have a cooked breakfast at will. Someone (I suspect twisteH as he was your most recent visitor ) had voted you down to a 3 star. I have now corrected this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Someone (I suspect twisteH as he was your most recent visitor ) had voted you down to a 3 star. I have now corrected this. Oi, wisnae me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Why is it every time I go to a Supermarket I get the disabled shopping trolley with Parkinson's Disease? At Tescos in Cumbernauld this afternoon, the trolley refused to follow the directional advice I was giving it and I had to apologise to about 10 people for knee-capping them. However, I did rather enjoy hitting the fat b*****d in the Rangers Top but I don't think that makes me a bad person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Why is it every time I go to a Supermarket I get the disabled shopping trolley with Parkinson's Disease? At Tescos in Cumbernauld this afternoon, the trolley refused to follow the directional advice I was giving it and I had to apologise to about 10 people for knee-capping them. However, I did rather enjoy hitting the fat b*****d in the Rangers Top but I don't think that makes me a bad person. That was me, you c**t! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 In a Rangers shirt? Unlikely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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