The Naitch Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 (edited) I've got two shifts done this year already. This'll be my third shift today ... thank fuck I have four days off after tomorrow! EDIT: Thinking on it, that's more of a RTBC... Edited January 5, 2010 by The Naitch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 School. You must be in one of the few that isnt at it today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Work in general just sucks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 See the part of Jurassic Park when the wee boy gets zapped by 10,000 volts by the electric fence? Surely his hands would have been clenched on to the electric fence and he'd have been a smouldering effigy of his former self within seconds rather than getting shot off the fence? Spielberg's getting an angry letter in the post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 (edited) See the part of Jurassic Park when the wee boy gets zapped by 10,000 volts by the electric fence?Surely his hands would have been clenched on to the electric fence and he'd have been a smouldering effigy of his former self within seconds rather than getting shot off the fence? Spielberg's getting an angry letter in the post. If it was a DC current, yes, his hands would have remained clenched. If it was AC, during part of the cycle his muscles would relax allowing him to let go, or be shot off the fence. hold the letter! Edited January 5, 2010 by renton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Was meant to be going to either Munich or Hamburg in March/April. Now it seems, due to a few 'work commitments', we're going to Haggerston Castle instead. What are four guys, aged 19-22, going to do at bloody Haggerston Castle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Was meant to be going to either Munich or Hamburg in March/April.Now it seems, due to a few 'work commitments', we're going to Haggerston Castle instead. What are four guys, aged 19-22, going to do at bloody Haggerston Castle? Shag shell suited 40-45 year old single mums from Tyneside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Was meant to be going to either Munich or Hamburg in March/April.Now it seems, due to a few 'work commitments', we're going to Haggerston Castle instead. What are four guys, aged 19-22, going to do at bloody Haggerston Castle? Catch a Sexually Transmitted Disease? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Shag shell suited 40-45 year old single mums from Tyneside. When I first read that I seen 'Tynecastle'. Don't make me go down that route. Catch a Sexually Transmitted Disease? If that's the 'in-thing' then I suppose I don't have much choice. But in all seriousness, all they have is bars/pool/go-karting. It's hardly going to be exhilerating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Catch a Sexually Transmitted Disease? Or they may get lucky and cause one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Or they may get lucky and cause one Not really how it works, like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Not really how it works, like You mean we can't 'create' an STD? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Exhilarating. There's a golf course, ducks to feed and a rowing lake. In any event, it would be good to get a break from TwisteH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 If that's the 'in-thing' then I suppose I don't have much choice.But in all seriousness, all they have is bars/pool/go-karting. It's hardly going to be exhilerating. I wouldn't say it's the 'in-thing', I just don't think you have a choice if you want your hole. Holiday parks normally do my tits in as well. Me and my girlfriend went on holiday to one last year with the boy for a few days in the South-West of England (Burnham) before heading up to stay at her Sister's for a couple of nights in Bristol. We couldn't check out fast enough. I got a hefty dose of the shits as well, it wasn't pleasant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 You mean we can't 'create' an STD? Well someone must have done it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Well someone must have done it. God did! Haven't you read the Bible? "And on the fourth day, God created Gonorrhea." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 I got a hefty dose of the shits as well, it wasn't pleasant. You make it sound like a bag of candy floss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 You make it sound like a bag of candy floss. It's funny you should say that, we had been to the shows during the day... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 God did! Haven't you read the Bible?"And on the fourth day, God created Gonorrhea." Makes it easy for the damned serpent in Eden then, dinnit. "Here, wee man. This'll make the big chap calm doon. Same tae you, hen. Gie the boy some vitamins." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 I wouldn't say it's the 'in-thing', I just don't think you have a choice if you want your hole. Holiday parks normally do my tits in as well. Me and my girlfriend went on holiday to one last year with the boy for a few days in the South-West of England (Burnham) before heading up to stay at her Sister's for a couple of nights in Bristol. We couldn't check out fast enough. I got a hefty dose of the shits as well, it wasn't pleasant. Burnham, the thinking man's Weston-super-Mare. What a place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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