Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 That's how to deal with any situation that arises. Remember, if the subject doesn't have a pie you hit them with a brick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Back in Scotland. The weekend went far too fast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Well that is my cow of an ex wife moved to England(RTBC)but my daughter asked to take over the flat until i get a bigger house as their is not a lot of room in my house for them,However the council have said no so far and want them to leave the house they have stayed in for 10 years. My son is still at school and only stays 2 minutes from it,If he was to move to Bonnybridge it would mean him having to get 2 buses to school and back everyday.The council really are fuckwits of the highest order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Yeah, coz it's not like there's anyone else on the planet who might have been patiently waiting for a flat... -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 My head is hurting. 1 My daughter has bought a new car. 2 My wife is trading in her car against my daughter's new car 3 My wife is getting my daughter's old car 4 They both have personalised registrations they want to transfer to their new cars 5 I get the job of arranging the transfers 6 Me "Darling, I need your MOT Certificate" 7 Her "Sorry, darling, I can't find it" 8 Me "Can't do anything without it" 9 Her "When did it get done last?" 10 Me "No idea" *Checks Registration Certificate for date of registration* 11 Date of Registration 10 January 12 Me "Darling, the reason you can't find your MOT is because you don't have a valid one because it expired on the 9th of January" 13 Her "Oh!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Yeah, coz it's not like there's anyone else on the planet who might have been patiently waiting for a flat... I understand that but they are entitled to stay there and it would be nice if different council departments could talk to each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 My head is hurting. 1 My daughter has bought a new car. 2 My wife is trading in her car against my daughter's new car 3 My wife is getting my daughter's old car 4 They both have personalised registrations they want to transfer to their new cars 5 I get the job of arranging the transfers 6 Me "Darling, I need your MOT Certificate" 7 Her "Sorry, darling, I can't find it" 8 Me "Can't do anything without it" 9 Her "When did it get done last?" 10 Me "No idea" *Checks Registration Certificate for date of registration* 11 Date of Registration 10 January 12 Me "Darling, the reason you can't find your MOT is because you don't have a valid one because it expired on the 9th of January" 13 Her "Oh!!" phone the police and get her locked up,youll get some peace for a few days maybe!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 This is much more than petty but here i go. First of all my car is fucked so i have been sharing with my old man however his car was in for a service today. I had to get the bus uptown, a first bus (X6) to be precise. Anyone who has had the unfortunate experience to use one of these has my condolences. Anyway, The bus turns up 25 minuts late, i had been waiting nearly 40, and the Polish cunt of a driver stops to tell me the bus is full. The last stop before the big Asda that everyone gets off at and he wouldnt let me get on. Had to get a lift off my neighbour upto the train station then conduct a boring focus group once uptown. Brilliant. I f**king hate First Buses. There is no point printing a timetable as they turn up whenever the hell they want. They should just print off a timetable and write "You'd be fucking lucky" on it. If you think that's more than petty I'd hate to see you with a real problem. Heaven forbid having to use public transport!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I understand that but they are entitled to stay there and it would be nice if different council departments could talk to each other. True, but think about it from the perspective of a family of four (for example) who are waiting to get into that flat. They're not going to want to hear "oh, two kids are in it right now." The council really can't win in this situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I wouldn't class my daughter as a kid(apart from me of course)she is 22 this year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 My head is hurting. 1 My daughter has bought a new car. 2 My wife is trading in her car against my daughter's new car 3 My wife is getting my daughter's old car 4 They both have personalised registrations they want to transfer to their new cars 5 I get the job of arranging the transfers 6 Me "Darling, I need your MOT Certificate" 7 Her "Sorry, darling, I can't find it" 8 Me "Can't do anything without it" 9 Her "When did it get done last?" 10 Me "No idea" *Checks Registration Certificate for date of registration* 11 Date of Registration 10 January 12 Me "Darling, the reason you can't find your MOT is because you don't have a valid one because it expired on the 9th of January" 13 Her "Oh!!" tbf I only remembered on the 3rd that mine expired on the 6th. fortunately 6th was a sat and managed to get it done with minimal needing done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 If you think that's more than petty I'd hate to see you with a real problem. Heaven forbid having to use public transport!! Id say turning up late for a meeting, that you are conducting, would be more than petty yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 phone the police and get her locked up,youll get some peace for a few days maybe!! No need, she's under the patio already. tbf I only remembered on the 3rd that mine expired on the 6th. fortunately 6th was a sat and managed to get it done with minimal needing done. If the car needs any work done to get it through the MOT just so we can trade it in, I will dig her up and kill her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 No need, she's under the patio already. If the car needs any work done to get it through the MOT just so we can trade it in, I will dig her up and kill her. I know a man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I know a man Cheers Keith. She's going to have to go to Ryans in Denny, who did last year's and get details and dates from the expired one. Touchwood I think it will be ok. Anyone want a 6 year old Corsa with a year's MOT? I'm getting £1780 as a trade in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I ordered an iphone whilst pished last night,Oh bugger my wife will kill me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I ordered an iphone whilst pished last night,Oh bugger my wife will kill me Room for one more under my patio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnstoun Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Room for one more under my patio. He'll never get a signal from there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I ordered an iphone whilst pished last night,Oh bugger my wife will kill me Sorry but- -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Bogroll when the 2 layers get out of synch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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