Karpaty Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 I have three essays, a 30 page logbook to be filled out for next week and a job interview on Thursday to prepare. Sigh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Vanessa Perroncel. Imagine only being offered £2,000,000 to buy a house with. Poor cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Vanessa Perroncel. Imagine only being offered £2,000,000 to buy a house with. Poor cow. I bet Minicooler wouldn't be complaining if it was her personal care he had to attend to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Noel Edmonds is on the telly and I can't find the controlls! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 People who write stupid posts on my account. Ah, that auld routine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiniCooler Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Have you checked her bank books, this could set you up for life. Just get on with wiping the old dears arse, she can't live forever. She isnt that bad, yet... Just very forgetful, less mobile and not really able to kep her old house in order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 (edited) People who write stupid posts on my account. Ah, that auld routine. Aye. Edited April 5, 2010 by ChrisyM92 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Wan ae my mates came intae my house after the pub last night. I for the life of me cannot find my Thomas The Tank Engine easter egg. I reckon the b*****ds lifted it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Wan ae my mates came intae my house after the pub last night. I for the life of me cannot find my Thomas The Tank Engine easter egg. I reckon the b*****ds lifted it. My money's on The Fat Controller. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 I reversed my rental car side-on into some bollards. There is a £550 damage excess on this car. I imagine they're going to sting me for the entire sum. f**k sake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 I reversed my rental car side-on into some bollards. There is a £550 damage excess on this car. I imagine they're going to sting me for the entire sum. f**k sake How does that work then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 How does that work then? Have a little think about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Have a little think about it. Were you reversing with a tight steering lock on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Were you reversing with a tight steering lock on? You got it. They were yellow painted bollards, so there are flecks of yellow paint on the side of the car as well. I was going to try simply magnetising the dents back into place but the paintwork is damaged so they're going to notice regardless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 You got it. They were yellow painted bollards, so there are flecks of yellow paint on the side of the car as well. I was going to try simply magnetising the dents back into place but the paintwork is damaged so they're going to notice regardless. Might be worth having a wee go with T-cut or some similair device. What the f**k - the damage is done anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 (edited) Might be worth having a wee go with T-cut or some similair device. What the f**k - the damage is done anyway? I had to Google T-Cut there but yep, it's worth a shot. Cheers for the suggestion. Certainly I don't see it getting any worse The sinking feeling you get when the £550 excess appears in your head is incredible. I thought back to when I actually hired the car. The woman behind the counter and I had a little chuckle about it. "Excess waiver insurance? Oh ho ho, I'm not planning to crash, am I? Ho ho ho!" Pride has truly come before a fall on the top floor of the Waitrose car park. Edited April 6, 2010 by Swampy -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 I had to Google T-Cut there but yep, it's worth a shot. Cheers for the suggestion. Certainly I don't see it getting any worse The sinking feeling you get when the £550 excess appears in your head is incredible. I thought back to when I actually hired the car. The woman behind the counter and I had a little chuckle about it. "Excess waiver insurance? Oh ho ho, I'm not planning to crash, am I? Ho ho ho!" Pride has truly come before a fall on the top floor of the Waitrose car park. I once drove a Luton van for a mate of mine doing a moonlight flit from a mental ex girlfriend. Now, the Luton bit is important. Picture the scene - Putney High Street early Saturday morning. BRAND NEW Mercedes S500 signalling right. No problem, thinks I, I can get round the side of him. Well, the driver's cab did... 5 grands worth of damage to the Merc. £500 excess. Luton van? Not even a scratch. How does that work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 I'll be without my phone for about a week while it's away getting fixed. Prior to this phone, I've never really cared and hardly topped up, but I like this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty_Boy Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 When 'the' is mistyped as 'teh' more than once in a sentance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 When teh word 'sentence' is spelt sentance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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