endieinreekie Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 There is this girl in my college class. Sits on Bebo, Facebook and any other social networking site out there instead of doing work then has the cheek to complain about lecturers not helping her and complaining because she is falling behind. I don't even know why it annoys me so much. Also my graded unit, it's a pain in the arse. Get her pie kicked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haitch Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Nearly 300quid a week going straight to tax and NI You could flip the coin and say that earning £70k per annum would be a reason to be cheerful... unless you are on emergency tax 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Get her pie kicked. I'd love too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Is she hot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Is she hot? She's about 20 stone, small and speccy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 She's about 20 stone, small and speccy. Sounds like she's been punished enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 She's about 20 stone, small and speccy. I would. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 She is attracted to guys who have children. I have known her just over a year now and in that time she has had about 10 boyfriends. Each one has had children. So sorry Fudge, unless you have a child somewhere out there, you have no chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 She is attracted to guys who have children. I have known her just over a year now and in that time she has had about 10 boyfriends. Each one has had children. So sorry Fudge, unless you have a child somewhere out there, you have no chance. Fuck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 You could claim Ad Lib was your child? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Work is really getting on my tits just now, th days are long and boring. It dosent help that i'm looking forward to something that's three weeks away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 She's about 20 stone, small and speccy. Presuming that she has a hefty weight advantage she would mostly likely end up kicking your pie in. Slip some arsenic into her next fish supper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Contact lenses. Who knew they were so hard? I only wanted red eyes for Halloween. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Contact lenses. Who knew they were so hard? I only wanted red eyes for Halloween. But you look like a mask of horror already! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 She is attracted to guys who have children. I have known her just over a year now and in that time she has had about 10 boyfriends. Each one has had children. So sorry Fudge, unless you have a child somewhere out there, you have no chance. I've got two. Tell the lazy fat speccy bitch she's pulled. If she's a bit sweaty give her a wipe with a cloth on a stick. I'm on my way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 (edited) The CSA How the f**k is 2 days a week classed as shared care???? The only one who is losing out is my step daughter as she was getting the money and now her scumbag of a dad is paying £0 Edited October 26, 2010 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 It irritates me that my phone does not have a emoticon. I often go to use it then have to remind myself it doesnt exist. This. It would, on my phone at least, be more commonly used than " " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 My car won,t start. The thing is a piece of shite. Hopefully new spark plugs will do the trick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 It irritates me that my phone does not have a emoticon. I often go to use it then have to remind myself it doesnt exist. This. It would, on my phone at least, be more commonly used than " " Anyone that uses emoticons most probably uses "LOL" and "ROFL" - and deserves kicked clean in the puss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 For some reason my farts are rank today and because of this, I've had to shut my office door incase they make their way out into the hallway making it seem like I'm being unsociable. I'd like to tell my colleagues somehow that it is for their own good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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