rajpelt Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 For some reason my farts are rank today and because of this, I've had to shut my office door incase they make their way out into the hallway making it seem like I'm being unsociable. I'd like to tell my colleagues somehow that it is for their own good. I love farting at work, without fail someone invades your space within 3 seconds of said fart and they are standing there with the smell building by the second and you just look at them like 'aye it was me that shat - now what?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Bills, bills and more fecking bills. Is there anything more depressing to get through the post? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Bills, bills and more fecking bills. Is there anything more depressing to get through the post? The fingers of your children? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 The fingers of your children? Return of post is a right bitch, ain't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 £44 for kids shoes. And the wife paying it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haitch Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Return of post is a right bitch, ain't it? Erm, OK Anyway, there was an incident this morning that annoyed me. My train was 3 minutes late and some old cow was going on about how how unreliable Scotrail is and this is why she never uses trains. It was only 3 minutes late you miserable bitch! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 People who just take a book from the library shelf without taking it on loan. I mean there is a 3 hour loan for Christ sake, do that instead of making me wander about after being told that the book was still on the shelf. b*****ds, absolute b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyBear Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 The CSA How the f**k is 2 days a week classed as shared care???? The only one who is losing out is my step daughter as she was getting the money and now her scumbag of a dad is paying £0 I agree with you about the CSA. Without a shadow of doubt the most useless organisation I have ever dealt with. They are due me a substantial amount of cash, have agreed they owe me the cash but can't give me the cash due to ongoing technical problems. This has now been the case for 9 weeks. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piehutt Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 People driving onto hatched areas without a clear means of escape. Seriously sat for 3 traffic lights at Charing Cross yesterday as these fannies were going onto Argyll Street and just queuing right across the junction. Closest I've ever some to road rage, like actually getting out my car and approaching another car to shout at them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 I love farting at work, without fail someone invades your space within 3 seconds of said fart and they are standing there with the smell building by the second and you just look at them like 'aye it was me that shat - now what?' Best office fart is the 'phantom lift fart'. Fart get out, lift doors close as it heads for another floor. That wee inner glow of pride as you know someone is about to get in an empty lift and go 'Jesus, what a bloody smell', they may even get the blame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted October 27, 2010 Author Share Posted October 27, 2010 The fingers of your children? Anthrax is a bitch to get sent, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Anthrax is a bitch to get sent, too. The postage is really cheap though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 I've now been awake for 39 hours non-stop and can't get to sleep! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 How fecking quiet is P&B today? Is it always like this now? I'm rarely on General Nonsense, especially in the evenings, but there's barely been 6 posts an hour today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 How fecking quiet is P&B today? Is it always like this now? I'm rarely on General Nonsense, especially in the evenings, but there's barely been 6 posts an hour today. I have noticed this too. Originally, I was meant to play a game of fives tonight, but my friend forgot to book the pitch. We then decided that we'd just have a kick-about on an available pitch (assuming there was one) and that would suffice until next week. Only three of us were up for this in the end, however one pulled out because it was raining lightly outside. I am so bored! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 How fecking quiet is P&B today? Is it always like this now? I'm rarely on General Nonsense, especially in the evenings, but there's barely been 6 posts an hour today. I've noticed that too, I thought it might just be because there's football on tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Didn't you know that a clique meeting was taking place tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Didn't you know that a clique meeting was taking place tonight A what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 A what? For fuck sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 A what? For the hard of reading... A CLIQUE MEETING 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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