Sweet Pete Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 I despise Pernod. Three shots of it and fucking BANG. You wake up a day later lying in an inflatable raft in someone's garden wondering where you are and if you have been raped. You have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 What has society become? Young men acting all wacky and zany by getting 'like, sooooo drunk' on shots that they don't even like the taste of. You fucking disgust me. You shouldn't be allowed to have a penis. Get back to drinking cans in a park then we'll think about giving you your man card back. Hope to f**k you're not including my fine self with that statement. Tanned a bottle of Orange MD and had cans of Strongbow as well, Fudge. I'm a total ned at heart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Hope to f**k you're not including my fine self with that statement. Tanned a bottle of Orange MD and had cans of Strongbow as well, Fudge. I'm a total ned at heart. juice and fizzy juice respectively. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 How the f**k do you wrap up a bottle of Baileys in wrapping paper?!? Fecking impossible and Google has been no help at all... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 How the f**k do you wrap up a bottle of Baileys in wrapping paper?!? Fecking impossible and Google has been no help at all... Just shove it in one of those fancy bags you get for bottles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Put it in a box first? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Just shove it in one of those fancy bags you get for bottles. Aye, but I've got wrapping paper here already left over from last year... Put it in a box first? Only box I have to hand is a cornflakes one, and if I use that I'll have nowhere to keep the cornflakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 How the f**k do you wrap up a bottle of Baileys in wrapping paper?!? Fecking impossible and Google has been no help at all... Could be worse you might have to wrap the kitten 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Could be worse you might have to wrap the kitten Don't tempt me... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 How the f**k do you wrap up a bottle of Baileys in wrapping paper?!? Fecking impossible and Google has been no help at all... Stand the bottle on the paper and bring the paper to the top of the bottle tie a bow around the neck of the bottle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Stand the bottle on the paper and bring the paper to the top of the bottle tie a bow around the neck of the bottle. If by 'bow' you meant 'hunners of sellotape', that's exactly what I did. Go me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 If by 'bow' you meant 'hunners of sellotape', that's exactly what I did. Go me! I can just imagine what that looks like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 If by 'bow' you meant 'hunners of sellotape', that's exactly what I did. Go me! It will just get ripped open anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 With presents like that, I'll just tell the recipient my 16 month old son wrapped it. Or at least that he got to it before I noticed... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUcuvTmQAVY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 http://www.youtube. c...h?v=AUcuvTmQAVY First one I watched, a lot of pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 First one I watched, a lot of pish. I agree, I posted it to make you proud of your Blue Peter effort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Probably has been posted at one point but these idiots that go to the ATM check their balance then get a printout and don't take any cash out then repeat the process with several cards while you wait behind them to simply take cash out which takes less than a minute. Absolutely fucking hate these idiots! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Probably has been posted at one point but these idiots that go to the ATM check their balance then get a printout and don't take any cash out then repeat the process with several cards while you wait behind them to simply take cash out which takes less than a minute. Absolutely fucking hate these idiots! That is a pain in the arse when you're in the queue, but as someone else said on another thread, what are they meant to do? Get a statement for one card, then walk round to the back of the queue again? Just one of those things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 That is a pain in the arse when you're in the queue, but as someone else said on another thread, what are they meant to do? Get a statement for one card, then walk round to the back of the queue again? Just one of those things. Internet banking, telephone banking etc. Most of the time they're standing outside a bank doing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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