Sergeant Wilson Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Those homophobic b*****ds. I was thinking about trying it, but not at that price. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 The p***k in the Audi 4x4 peeping his horn, when I was in the right lane and he wasn't. Can't you see the L plates ? Arsehole. tell the bint in the 60 plate astra that. you are in left lane through choice. im in right hand lane through choice. (sheriff hall rounda bout) deciding driver infront of you isnt going fast enough doesnt mean the current space i am in is suddenly yours.. without indicating fucking twatbag. now apparently male drivers have more accidents. thats 3rd time at same roundabout a woman has done that to me. 3rd time. !! now i travel that road every fucking day and i know if you go on the left you get stuck after the roundabout behind anyone slow. why cant these people learn this ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Last week my manager at work asked me if I could swap my Wednesday shift, for the guy who does Saturdays because he's away on holiday, I agree to this no bother. Got a phonecall on Wednesday asking where I was, and why I wasn't in work. Told them about the shift swap, to be told that was actually next week and I was due to be in, which I couldn't make due to the uni work I had to be handed in on the Thursday, so I was definitely in on the Wednesday and not the Saturday. Got a phonecall today asking why I wasn't in work, despite the fact the rota clearly says I'm off today. I fucking hate my work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Last week my manager at work asked me if I could swap my Wednesday shift, for the guy who does Saturdays because he's away on holiday, I agree to this no bother. Got a phonecall on Wednesday asking where I was, and why I wasn't in work. Told them about the shift swap, to be told that was actually next week and I was due to be in, which I couldn't make due to the uni work I had to be handed in on the Thursday, so I was definitely in on the Wednesday and not the Saturday. Got a phonecall today asking why I wasn't in work, despite the fact the rota clearly says I'm off today. I fucking hate my work. sounds like you work at morrisons... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 sounds like you work at morrisons... Sainsburys actually 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 (edited) Sainsburys actually when i worked in morrisons, that sorta shit happened all the time. some managers were absolute space cadets edit to change tense, i dont still work in moronsons Edited March 19, 2011 by weirdcal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Ad Lib's answer in the Musical Chairs Quiz being accepted when it clearly stated "Please do not post unless you signed up". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Ad Lib's answer in the Musical Chairs Quiz being accepted when it clearly stated "Please do not post unless you signed up". A subsequent post from the Quizfuhrer clearly stated "There are still 3 answers remaining, and I'm going to open them up to anyone who wants to answer, whether or not you signed up for the game initially." So up yeez. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Dropped my iPod yesterday and there's a big crack on the screen . otherwise you're gonna have to pay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 there's a big crack on the screen My laptop is often the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 If i catch that cat shitting in my garden..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) How's this for a clanger. Was at a birthday party and was making conversation with some guy. I asked him how he knew the guy whose birthday it was, and he said he was in his year at school. I asked him if he knew a guy in his year I met that was a total twat, explained how he had rank chat and just bleathered about his amazing gap yah even though I didn't know him. Boy goes "yeah that was me". Top bombing. Edited March 20, 2011 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I've put on nearly 2 stone since November 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 The way my bell end goes numb when out cycling, experienced it again tonight despite abundant padding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 My "mates" are being total dicks about something I said and are now taking it way too far, I stand by what I said though so can't see it getting any better in the near future... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 My phone won't turn on for whatever reason. I need it the now too so I'm not fucking happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Go on then, spill the beans... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Me or Donny? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Me or Donny? Why the f**k would I care about your phone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Could've been the reason why I really need it the now smartarse Come to think of it, why would you care about Donny? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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