capybara Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Chicken flavour crisps. I do not think i have ever eaten anything that was as far away from the taste of chicken, as it is possible to get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Wee fannies at train stations who're incapable of keeping their fucking noise down. Made worse by the fact that only one of whom could be anywhere near slapping age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Wee fannies at train stations who're incapable of keeping their fucking noise down. Made worse by the fact that only one of whom could be anywhere near slapping age. Was it sore? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 I have 600 words to write for a uni essay for 4.30 tomorrow. I can't be bothered doing it now and I'm going to be out until 1 tomorrow regardless, so I guess I'll have to type quickly. No fun for me tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 I have 600 words to write for a uni essay for 4.30 tomorrow. I can't be bothered doing it now and I'm going to be out until 1 tomorrow regardless, so I guess I'll have to type quickly. No fun for me tomorrow. Just rip off the first 600 words of the Bible, every other c**t uses it for their own devices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Just rip off the first 600 words of the Bible, every other c**t uses it for their own devices. Unfortunately I don't think modern archittecture takes inspiration from the Bible, anyway if I sit down and go at it, I will manage it in no more than 45 minutes, oh well tomorrow afternoon it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Unfortunately I don't think modern archittecture takes inspiration from the Bible, anyway if I sit down and go at it, I will manage it in no more than 45 minutes, oh well tomorrow afternoon it is. Loads of temples to take inspiration from, oh and pyramids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I have 600 words to write for a uni essay for 4.30 tomorrow. I can't be bothered doing it now and I'm going to be out until 1 tomorrow regardless, so I guess I'll have to type quickly. No fun for me tomorrow. I can type more than 600 words on Pie and Bovril on my lunch break. In fact, I'm struggling to restrict myself to just 600 words on what a lazy spacker you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I can type more than 600 words on Pie and Bovril on my lunch break. In fact, I'm struggling to restrict myself to just 600 words on what a lazy spacker you are. In fairness 600 isn't a huge amount. a spare hour or two with no distractions you'll rattle through it no bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Just saw a tramp eating a KFC. Is this the world we live in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Got done with breach of the peace last night for singing 'I am a raver' when the police asked me what I do for a living. That doesn't merit a £40 fine. Havent you heard? Theres new fines for being cringingly unfunny in public. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Havent you heard? Theres new fines for being cringingly unfunny in public. This. Also I'm curious as to why the police asked what he does for a living. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 This. Also I'm curious as to why the police asked what he does for a living. If he was getting booked for something (which presumably he was in order to have the police's attention in the first place) then they'd take all personal details down. In fact, it's highly likely that he was being an arse prior to the singing and that's ultimately why he was fined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 If he was getting booked for something (which presumably he was in order to have the police's attention in the first place) then they'd take all personal details down. In fact, it's highly likely that he was being an arse prior to the singing and that's ultimately why he was fined. A fixed penalty is normally 50 quid as well is it not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 If he was getting booked for something (which presumably he was in order to have the police's attention in the first place) then they'd take all personal details down. In fact, it's highly likely that he was being an arse prior to the singing and that's ultimately why he was fined. That was my point. Im interested, well not really, to know what he done in the first place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 A fixed penalty is normally 50 quid as well is it not? Yes. A Fixed Penalty Notice is an on-the-spot fine for £50. Also, I don't think you actually "get done" with Breach of the Peace when one is issued. IE. you're not formally charged with a criminal offence and obliged to appear in a court. So, basically, the guy's talking pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddie06smfc Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Havent you heard? Theres new fines for being cringingly unfunny in public. Apologies for doing a stupid thing after a night out, I'm sure you or nobody else in the world has ever done such an idiotic thing before. If he was getting booked for something (which presumably he was in order to have the police's attention in the first place) then they'd take all personal details down. In fact, it's highly likely that he was being an arse prior to the singing and that's ultimately why he was fined. Lobbed a pizza box off my mates head so they came over to give me the pep talk. I looked into breach of the peace fines before because one officer said he was going to charge me with it before for disagreeing with him. I was crossing the road, admittedly in a pretty stupid place but it was quicker than using the crossing and he pulled me up saying I was trying to act the big man in front of my mates when I was sober and they were going the other way. Anyway I didn't get fined that night and rightly so unfortunately didn't escape last night but that will teach me. I await the "what a twat" comments like woodside's because they have never done anything even remotely stupid in their life, never mind after a night out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Got done with breach of the peace last night for singing 'I am a raver' when the police asked me what I do for a living. That doesn't merit a £40 fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Italian drivers. All of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Lobbed a pizza box off my mates head so they came over to give me the pep talk. I looked into breach of the peace fines before because one officer said he was going to charge me with it before for disagreeing with him. I was crossing the road, admittedly in a pretty stupid place but it was quicker than using the crossing and he pulled me up saying I was trying to act the big man in front of my mates when I was sober and they were going the other way. Anyway I didn't get fined that night and rightly so unfortunately didn't escape last night but that will teach me. I await the "what a twat" comments like woodside's because they have never done anything even remotely stupid in their life, never mind after a night out. It ain't safe to walk the streets no more. National Service never done me no harm. Spell in the army that's wot you need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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