McKee Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Got rejected from a nightclub last night for not knowing the emergency contact details at the back of my passport. What the f**k is that all about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 You've got to wonder why a guy who hates Christmas would come out for some pre-Christmassy drinks in the first place. What a fanny. Just make sure he gets left out the next time you go to the pub, if he hates xmas so much then why go to the pub at this time of year in the first place?? Aye, we all usually head out to the pub, but largely due to it being the first night of the holidays there were a good few folk in. Don't think my two mates were happy with him given we had a bottle of Sailor Jerry and some tinnies back through at his house. It is frustrating as it is one of my best mates, but the guy is becoming more of an annoyance by the week. In all honesty though, I don't think I'll dwell on it, given that we've tried to help him but he just carries on as he is. Indeed. Maybe he got bullied into it? I got given so much hassle because I said I didn't want to go to our department christmas meal, I was constantly asked by people why I wouldn't go, and given grief when I said I didn't want to. Maybe he just went out of obligation? Nah, no bullying this chap given he's 6'5 and pretty opinionated. He went simply because he had f**k all else to do, from his perspective he finds it better to go out and have a shit time rather than stay in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 No sympathy here then! Sounds like an, arse! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Getting drunk is fun at any time of the year, whether you like Christmas or not. Drunker the better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 What is mcat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 What is mcat? One of yon euphoric drugs popularised by the internet. It was actually legal until around a year ago. People still buy it online. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckles Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Got rejected from a nightclub last night for not knowing the emergency contact details at the back of my passport. What the f**k is that all about? They've probably heard that there's a good chance that you'll drown in your own pish ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 They've probably heard that there's a good chance that you'll drown in your own pish ! Ehm... yeah, maybe... Anyway, shouldn't you be busy entertaining those multiple girlfriends of yours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Got rejected from a nightclub last night for not knowing the emergency contact details at the back of my passport. What the f**k is that all about? You get some right p***ks of bouncer around Christmas. Ask the randomest fucking questions sometimes to try and catch you out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 My left nipple is rock hard, but my right one is like jelly! bizarre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckles Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Ehm... yeah, maybe... Anyway, shouldn't you be busy entertaining those multiple girlfriends of yours? Their Xmas begins after they take their stockings down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 My left nipple is rock hard, but my right one is like jelly! bizarre. That's the first sign of a stroke. Now stroke the other and it'll be hard too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 (edited) One of yon euphoric drugs popularised by the internet. It was actually legal until around a year ago. People still buy it online. I thought he was a rap artist..... Edited December 24, 2011 by capybara 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 People who start a story "when I was younger" what is the alternative to that exactly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 People who start a story "when I was younger" what is the alternative to that exactly? "There was this time I time travelled to the year 2216" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 "HaveAMerryBeibmas" is trending on Twitter. I hate people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 I hate people. Except blondes with big tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Got rejected from a nightclub last night for not knowing the emergency contact details at the back of my passport. What the f**k is that all about? What a load of shite that is. Where was that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowers Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Got to work Xmas day,boxing day,new years eve and new year's day. Also just got back from working today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Got to work Xmas day,boxing day,new years eve and new year's day. Also just got back from working today Last year I did nights from boxing day for 3 shifts then nights over new year. I was standing in the back garden of the service watching fireworks going off round about me. Got Christmas off this year but I'm on standby so no drink for me then I'm on from the 28th for 9 days straight. So I feel your pain somewhat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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