Mak QOSFC Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 The Desperate Scousewifes advert does ma fucking nut in. Shout, completely ruins my episode of Scrubs before bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 MY £332.19 Orange b*starding phone bill. Unlimited texts, 2500 minutes, unlimited access to net. Phone them up, aw u have £279.50 worth of charges for RECEIVED messages Company call switchfire, phoned them up, got some jonnny foreigner on the fone, blabla bla, no refund. Supposedly ive clicked on a link for tarot readings/porn vids . I wish i had have received these messages. Nice Christmas present 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 MY £332.19 Orange b*starding phone bill. Unlimited texts, 2500 minutes, unlimited access to net. Phone them up, aw u have £279.50 worth of charges for RECEIVED messages Company call switchfire, phoned them up, got some jonnny foreigner on the fone, blabla bla, no refund. Supposedly ive clicked on a link for tarot readings/porn vids . I wish i had have received these messages. Nice Christmas present "The future's bright – the future's Orange" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 The B&Q carpark is like an ice rink,also the path around it isn't much better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 All this stuff in the papers about the krankies' sex habits is filling my head with some rather disturbing images 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 All this stuff in the papers about the krankies' sex habits is filling my head with some rather disturbing images oi. theres a section on the forum for that filth (NSFW) you now owe me a tomato and pepper soup and a ham and nandos sandwich. putting me off my lunch like that.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 People from Scotland who proclaim that their 'first team is Man Utd'. They all tend to be complete idiots who are best avoided or not the full shilling. I know one such guy who's family roots are Liverpudlian, textbook definition of glory hunter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Knife Thug Gets Four Years How can you stab someone 16 times in the head, throat, back and shoulders and be found not guilty of trying to murder them? Shambles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goran Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Why is it socially acceptable for old people to skip queues!? Did they not have queuing systems back in the day? Gets on my tits like. They are a very sneaky bunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 (edited) Shop policy to ensure they get their money in case the punter dies. Edited December 21, 2011 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbabyjake Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Folk who use self service tills to buy booze at the supermarket and then get pissed off when it requires staff to authorise it. It's an age restricted product you fecking tool! Of course it won't let you put it straight through. Otherwise there would be endless queues of underage kids buying their carry out. Guy tonight trying to buy a case of Tennents starts swearing his head off as he had to wait for a member of staff. With any luck something unfortunate will happen to him soon since; a) he has terrible taste in booze b) he's too fecking stupid to be allowed to breed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Knife Thug Gets Four Years How can you stab someone 16 times in the head, throat, back and shoulders and be found not guilty of trying to murder them? Shambles. maybe he was an acupuncture student 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 People who post on the Annoying things people write on Facebook thread then come on here and the RTBC thread and post the same kind of pish get right on my tits, fucking wankers !!! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Angry Clyde fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 People from Scotland who proclaim that their 'first team is Man Utd'. They all tend to be complete idiots who are best avoided or not the full shilling. Some folk will have genuine reasons for supporting a team about 200 miles away but I always presume that there is a weakness in people who have to allign themselves to success. Support your shitey home town team and be miserable like the rest of us you glory hunting c***s! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 It's my last exam tomorrow before the holidays. I've done quite a lot of work for it and I am pretty much ready for it (apart from doing some more reading today) but I feel like shit. I just want it to be over and for it to be Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 There's something about the post-feminist, Sex in the City/Loose Women era that makes it impossible to go anywhere without being disturbed by a bunch of horrible old kunts. As an example, if me and 10 mates were to stroll into this small pub/restaurant near me, get absolutely melted at 5pm and conduct an extremely loud, sweary-laden conversation, which mostly focused on the goriest details of our sex lives, we would be quite correctly labelled as obnoxious louts. Wheras for some reason, the large group of middle class and middle age creatures who seemed to be delivering a press conference about their partners dick sizes, probably see themselves as 'sassy', 'powerful women who know what they want' *snaps fingers* Disclaimer: I hate all people who are ridiculously over-loud in quiet places, not just women. For some reason though what would get young men chucked out, gets old women a complimentary round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Tonight's episode of the improving tv show Happy Endings, postponed for a made in chelsea christmas special. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 There's something about the post-feminist, Sex in the City/Loose Women era that makes it impossible to go anywhere without being disturbed by a bunch of horrible old kunts. As an example, if me and 10 mates were to stroll into this small pub/restaurant near me, get absolutely melted at 5pm and conduct an extremely loud, sweary-laden conversation, which mostly focused on the goriest details of our sex lives, we would be quite correctly labelled as obnoxious louts. Wheras for some reason, the large group of middle class and middle age creatures who seemed to be delivering a press conference about their partners dick sizes, probably see themselves as 'sassy', 'powerful women who know what they want' *snaps fingers* Disclaimer: I hate all people who are ridiculously over-loud in quiet places, not just women. For some reason though what would get young men chucked out, gets old women a complimentary round. It makes me laugh when women say things like that. Why would you speak about things like that in public? It's like when we where in a pub in Glasgow a while back and some bint was out with a few people from work and she was going on about her being a lesbian in a rather loud voice,like I need or the rest of the pub needed to know that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 my kitten and her aversion to : a) the blinds being open b) the christmas tree remaining upright. c) the puppy sleeping d) the tortoise sleeping pain in the arse cat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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