sjc Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Lmao, maybe the cousin turns out to be his type. You never know. Sailor boy showing his true colours. Well.... This is going well oooohhhh sjc ha ha ha A whole new meaning to man overboard. you shouldn't take me so literally guys! I'm fcuked with the cold & sat in my jammies with a whisky at my mum&dad's waiting for MOTD to come on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 you shouldn't take me so literally guys! I'm fcuked with the cold & sat in my jammies with a whisky at my mum&dad's waiting for MOTD to come on! Lol, excuses coming in thick and fast now, clearly he KB'd you! Feel better mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Lol, excuses coming in thick and fast now, clearly he KB'd you! Feel better mate. I've been rumbled! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I've been rumbled! I'm sure there's plenty more cousins out there for you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 good point! I must pay more attention in future. X50 On the other hand, a gobble's a gobble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the snudge Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 good point! I must pay more attention in future. X50 It's okay aslong as you have rainbow laces on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 The powers that be that dig up the railways and the motorways on the same day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 The powers that be that dig up the railways and the motorways on the same day. Or the average speed cameras in operation where there is no one working in that stretch of road! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 On the other hand, a gobble's a gobble. On the other hand, it would be a handjob rather than a gobble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 I'm in Perth tonight mate.....is your gf's cousin hot?! If so.....where you going?! I think you should read his post more carefully for whats its worth he never came out (har har) anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 I generally tell the bar staff if someones in front of me. Although I done it once and the person I let get served in front of me started threatening me saying he "didnt need any fucking favours from wee c***s with too much money". I presume his wife had just left him for a younger chap with more money Should've paggered him and then shouted, "WHA'S NEXT?!" in a manic fashion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Or the average speed cameras in operation where there is no one working in that stretch of road! Yip there were signs saying 40 mph that would have been great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 First draft of my personal statement's due on Wednesday. Trying to make a start on it just now but I'm unsure of whether or not to gear it towards Chemical Engineering (my first choice) or keep it more generic to Chemistry alone. My choices are Chemical Engineering MEng and BEng, Chemistry MChem, Chemistry with Drug Discovery MChem and Pharmacy MPharm. Nightmare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 First draft of my personal statement's due on Wednesday. Trying to make a start on it just now but I'm unsure of whether or not to gear it towards Chemical Engineering (my first choice) or keep it more generic to Chemistry alone. My choices are Chemical Engineering MEng and BEng, Chemistry MChem, Chemistry with Drug Discovery MChem and Pharmacy MPharm. Nightmare. It doesn't really matter which one you do it about; as long as you've got good enough grades and your statement is in proper English they won't really care what you've written in it. I wrote my statement about Economics and got an offer for Statistics despite not mentioning it once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 The lucky p***k who ploughed the teacher on the front of today's Sunday mail, what a babe. You just know he's a useless wee tosser wi one of those Justin Bieber haircuts. I'm no jealous 1 wee bit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Reading the tweets on the BBC Live text of the Premier League is a pretty rage-inducing experience. Seeing one asking for the odds on Fergie coming out of retirement. Wish these fair-weather fans with their half-baked views would just piss off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Just me that thinks that teacher looks completely unattractive? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Just me that thinks that teacher looks completely unattractive? Certainly not unattractive but people on here do need to calm down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Certainly not unattractive but people on here do need to calm down. It's porn fantasies coming true, that's why everyone is losing their shit over it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Certainly not unattractive but people on here do need to calm down. It's porn fantasies coming true, that's why everyone is losing their shit over it! I kind of presumed its just the usual "only adult female in the school so is instantly a sex goddess" type thing going on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.