Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 My PTTGOYN is deciding to put our form as my signature, why did I think that was a good idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuffers Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Lazy fucks that don't take in there recycling bins after they've been emptied at 10am. Absolutely no need for them to be getting blown around the street at quarter past two in the fucking morning!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Old fuckers who think that because they are old they have some sort of priority boarding onto the bus ahead of the queue of everyone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
true_rover Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Seems he's a cricket loving botScreenshot_2015-03-05-00-49-10.png Same in the tennis forum - I go for discussion not a list of scores! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Getting interrupted by one of my customers mid sentence. "Okay, just to make you aware our policy will cover you for fire and storm..." "Does it cover theft?" I was away to say that, cheers for interrupting me you stupid old c**t. It's always the over 50's that don't let you finish your sentence, money grabbing casual racist c***s. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Over sensitive toilet flushing sensors. Was on the pan at work dropping the brown bomb when, without warning, the fucker flushed. Had to jump up to avoid it. I settled back down to see if there was any more to come (and to fanny around online on my phone) when it happened again! This time I wasn’t quick enough and got some toilet water on my penis and a bit on the cheeks of my arse. This was pretty unsettling to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Lazy fucks that don't take in there recycling bins after they've been emptied at 10am. Absolutely no need for them to be getting blown around the street at quarter past two in the fucking morning!! I'm one of these people, I put my bin out around 6am before heading to work and won't bring it in until 6ish when I get home 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Update on my fishy colleague. She is still annoyed at my comment the other day, was in a team meeting discussion a potential new "community project" when she pipes up and says to our boss "That sounds great, I know it will take a lot of time and hard work, but I think someone like Enrico would be great at taking he lead on it" Basically she was trying to f**k me over with landing me a lot of extra work. Boss agreed with her. Now the backfire I'm only working in this office on a temporary basis as in covering someone who is off. They return within the next 5 weeks. Pointed this out to my boss, explained also when the individual is returning I'll need to do a handover and taken them few a new processes that have changed etc... He walks over to my fishy colleague and says to her "I don't think Enrico would be best at taking the lead on this project, he'll be leaving soon and it could turn into a mess giving it to someone else so late down the line, since you spoke so positively about it, I would like you to take it on" Absolute scenes, she was seething about it, and the best part. She went into the kitchen with his tuna sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I'm one of these people, I put my bin out around 6am before heading to work and won't bring it in until 6ish when I get home You're not one of those people then. You're bin wouldn't be getting blown about at quarter to 2 in the morning if your bin was put out and put back at those acceptable hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I like the fact that your name is actually Enrico. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuffers Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I'm one of these people, I put my bin out around 6am before heading to work and won't bring it in until 6ish when I get home That's fine, you have the done the decent thing by taking it back in at a sensible hour. Said wheelie bins are still rattling around the pavement just now! a whole 27 hours later! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 For the last hour my right deltoid muscle has decided it wants to be a heart and is pulsing away of its own accord... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Update on my fishy colleague. She is still annoyed at my comment the other day, was in a team meeting discussion a potential new "community project" when she pipes up and says to our boss "That sounds great, I know it will take a lot of time and hard work, but I think someone like Enrico would be great at taking he lead on it" Basically she was trying to f**k me over with landing me a lot of extra work. Boss agreed with her. Now the backfire I'm only working in this office on a temporary basis as in covering someone who is off. They return within the next 5 weeks. Pointed this out to my boss, explained also when the individual is returning I'll need to do a handover and taken them few a new processes that have changed etc... He walks over to my fishy colleague and says to her "I don't think Enrico would be best at taking the lead on this project, he'll be leaving soon and it could turn into a mess giving it to someone else so late down the line, since you spoke so positively about it, I would like you to take it on" Absolute scenes, she was seething about it, and the best part. She went into the kitchen with his tuna sandwich. Get her pumped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Did Rico eat her tuna sandwich? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Did Rico eat her tuna sandwich? It wasn't her tuna sandwich, it was his. Whoever he is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Did Rico eat her tuna sandwich? No,no. I only have fish on a Friday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 True. Lungs still wrecked. Back at work unfortunately. Think I'll start back on the smokes. I'd be as well. Who's been eating too many Maccy Dees? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-31743764 In Europe, McDonald's is also phasing out the use of certain "critically important" antibiotics. There are concerns that the overuse of antibiotics in chicken may reduce the drugs' effectiveness in humans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Lazy fucks that don't take in there recycling bins after they've been emptied at 10am. Absolutely no need for them to be getting blown around the street at quarter past two in the fucking morning!! My neighbours keep pinching my recycling boxes because they're too f**king lazy to phone the council and get a new one for themselves. Gimps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThePirate Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Over sensitive toilet flushing sensors. Was on the pan at work dropping the brown bomb when, without warning, the fucker flushed. Had to jump up to avoid it. I settled back down to see if there was any more to come (and to fanny around online on my phone) when it happened again! This time I wasn’t quick enough and got some toilet water on my penis and a bit on the cheeks of my arse. This was pretty unsettling to me. Or when you clean the toilet seat beforehand and it still feels wet and horrible when you sit on it. Totally defeats the purpose of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Look at this c**t. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1425579363.281974.jpg He's just started playing a Jews harp on the news as well. Hipster level 9000. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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