19QOS19 Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Humanity. On facebook this morning there was something about some chunky fella stopping dancing as some wee arseholes were laughing at him. He's only enjoying himself you p***ks, let him live his life I thought. There's a boy across from me with a bun, I utterly despise this cúnt. Yet, he's only enjoying himself, living his own life the way he wants. I'm pissed off at myself for being pissed off at him. I see Pharrell Williams, Moby and some other music type person are trying to track him down to put him in a music video or summit like that, as a GIRFUY to the fannies who recorded him. Nice gesture tbh. Although it does leave the door open to fat folk getting their pals to record them dancing in the hope of them being tracked down for a music video!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 After having arrived safely in Balloch, I'm now being treated to a rendition of this from my father in law on his new record player. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1425739670.638793.jpg Record player? Remember to wind your watch back about 20 years before entering Dumbarton. Ah yes good call! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLip69 Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 The vilification of salt. Even peanuts with the word salted on the packet are totally bland now. If it says salted I want to taste the fucking salt!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 The vilification of salt. Even peanuts with the word salted on the packet are totally bland now. If it says salted I want to taste the fucking salt!!!!! Does this apply to actual salt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Well I ended up going to Dumbarton this evening for my tea. Which was shite. I'm guessing that boiled cabbage was involved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 One that I've no doubt has been brought up already in here but Phil Neville co-commentating. Fucking woeful. Someone at the beeb needs to realise that just because someone played the game doesn't make them commentator material! The guy sounds like that boring p***k off Flog It! with the volume slightly turned up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Wife's no' well, wean's no' well, even the dug's been sick. Been running about after them all day. Saturday's been a total write off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Wife's no' well, wean's no' well, even the dug's been sick. Been running about after them all day. Saturday's been a total write off Country and Western beckons Pete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) How do folk pronounce wean? When I write it I write it as wain. When I say it I pronounce it 'wayne'. Do folk pronounce it 'wee-an', which is the way I'd pronounce "wean". Just a right petty thing I've noticed a few folk type on PnB Edited March 7, 2015 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I don't say the word wean because I'm not a bam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 How do folk pronounce wean? When I write it I write it as wain. When I say it I pronounce it 'wayne'. Do folk pronounce it 'wee-an', which is the way I'd pronounce "wean". Just a right petty thing I've noticed a few folk type on PnB Are you trying to get a child onto solids? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I don't say the word wean because I'm not a bam. I don't drink out of puddles because I'm not a demented tramp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I don't drink out of puddles because I'm not a demented tramp Wise choice, it doesn't go down well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Wise choice, it doesn't go down well. Neither does your da 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I don't say the word wean because I'm not a bam. And I don't use the word bam because I'm not 6 years old... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Neither does your da I heard otherwise. He must be unsure about you Pete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Neither does your da Gonna have to disagree with you on that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Gonna have to disagree with you on that one. I straightened um up for you bud. To be fair, your dad does have standards. Sorry Pete B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 (edited) BOOITSME HAS FOUND THE NEW GIFS THREAD, RED ALERT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Edited March 8, 2015 by Young Joseph Stalin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Humanity. On facebook this morning there was something about some chunky fella stopping dancing as some wee arseholes were laughing at him. He's only enjoying himself you p***ks, let him live his life I thought. There's a boy across from me with a bun, I utterly despise this cúnt. Yet, he's only enjoying himself, living his own life the way he wants. I'm pissed off at myself for being pissed off at him. Every time I look at that photo a part of me dies. It's heartbreaking. It genuinely made me consider not being an absolute c**t to everyone I meet and laughing at fat people. I've since dismissed that idea, but I did think about it for a few minutes. Guy with the bun's a p***k btw I see Pharrell Williams, Moby and some other music type person are trying to track him down to put him in a music video or summit like that, as a GIRFUY to the fannies who recorded him. Nice gesture tbh. Although it does leave the door open to fat folk getting their pals to record them dancing in the hope of them being tracked down for a music video!! It's great they're doing this. Huge publicity for them too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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