zidane's child Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Not getting replies when you apply for a job. I am losing hope. if you're not getting replies from recruitment agencies then don't worry. They tend be a shower of a**eholes anyway who talk shit from 9-5 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I am still in my existing job but I am desperate to leave. Might even go part time and live on my pension. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Aye every one is bad for it. Like others say, it takes 5 minutes for someone in HR to send a standard email saying sorry, you didn't get it. With everyone simply blind copied in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 "I'm on it like a bonnet". I will quite happily do time for the next person I hear saying that. Only ever uttered by complete cretins. The mutton dressed as lamb in my work goes through her "on it" routine every Friday like a teenage girl, which involves numerous uses of this and other similar phrases. Tragic behaviour, I want to ram a stapler sideways down her throat but she'd probably swallow the thing whole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 The NHS have brought in a new online application system which is great because it gives you an online account and saves all your details apart from your personal statement so you don't have to type everything in each time. However, despite the fact that applications are dealt with centrally, all going through the one office who will have your contact details, including the email address you signed up with, they don't contact you unless you've got an interview. How difficult would it be to have a standard email fired out to non-successful applicants? It's incredibly irritating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Finishing work at 7 then that's me on it like a bonnet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Finishing work at 7 then that's me on it like a bonnet ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1426868132.720970.jpg ^^^^ Is going out 'Hollyoaking' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I'm not going to be on it like a bonnet for a long time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Mine: people who think the word "ignorant" means "rude". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I'm not going to be on it like a bonnet for a long time. What about being in there like swimwear? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 The phrase is actually "on it like a car bonnet". You may also use "on it like a Shakespeare sonnet". You'll sound like a p***k for using either really but you may use them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 How about cruising for a bruising, cuntos? That has absolutely nothing to do with going out on the lash, for goodness sake! How many of you are having a straightfae tonight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 It feels like it. Pure nimrods the lot of them. And that's not even scratching the surface. If your a manager, sack everyone then quit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 That has absolutely nothing to do with going out on the lash, for goodness sake! How many of you are having a straightfae tonight? "Piece bagger" as know in the trades. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 A colleague at my old work used to say "know what I mean, jelly bean?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 "Cheers, ears!" Aye, piss off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 "Is it Friday today?" "Yes, all day" Side-splitting wit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Mine: people who think the word "ignorant" means "rude". A sweeping generalisation it may be, but women are fucking terrible for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jupiter Jazz Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I bought the US Office series 1-5 boxset out of HMV recently for £19.99. Go in today to try and get the rest and series 6 on its own is £15.99!?How is that even possible?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingette Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Folk that while listening to their ipod on the train tap along. Rips my knitting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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