DA Baracus Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Knife: Right hand Fork: Left hand Pen/pencil: Right hand Toothbrusth: Left hand Penis: Right hand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Knife: Right hand Fork: Left hand Pen/pencil: Right hand Toothbrusth: Left hand Penis: Right hand Glass of water: Left hand Anti-psychotic medication: Right hand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 It is physically impossible for me to cut things with my left hand. I managed to cut my right hand with my left hand. It was not my intention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 On a similar note, people get annoyed with me sometimes because despite the fact I'm right handed, apparently I eat in a left handed way? To me it's always made sense to have the fork in the right hand and knife in the left, but apparently this isn't normal. I do that too. I'm right handed, but for some reason I play snooker/pool with my left hand. I'm the same with darts. I'm right handed, but throw with my left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 The seagull that shit over my car. I dread to think what it was eating. But what a bloody mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 What are these knifes and forks you talk of?^^^^ spork user 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I do that too. another deviant found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 The left hand is used by a person to clean up filth, wash himself after going to the bathroom, and other similar activities. The right hand is used for clean practices like eating and shaking hands. It is not permissible to eat with the left hand. Whoever does so has engaged in something unlawful and has committed a sin. Once a man was eating in the company of the Prophet (peace be upon him) and was using his left hand. The Prophet (peace be upon him) said: “Eat with your right hand.” The man responded: “I am not able to do so.” He only said this out of obstinacy. So the Prophet (peace be upon him) said: “Then be unable to do so.” Laughed like f**k at this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Slow people walking on Buchanan Street at rush hour. Walking from Central to the bus station is like climbing fucking Everest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 The threat of Rail Strikes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 :lol:No idea why this made me laugh or what even prompted you to think of it. The fact you throw shite at people may be a potential factor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Well splayd! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Knorks. *snigger* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I've been in a queue for about 8 minutes and noone has joined behind me. I always get there at the wrong fucking time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I've been in a queue for about 8 minutes and noone has joined behind me. I always get there at the wrong fucking time. Reminds me of a Viz Top Tip: Avoid jet lag by simply taking an earlier flight, thus arriving fully refreshed and on time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I've seen knorks and they never looked like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I lost my job this week. A bit shite but was expecting it. I applied for basically my exact same job with a different public body. The job I did was fairly specific, and obviously expected to up against a fair number of applicants. As I said, the job was basically the job I used to do, absolutely everything they required I have excellent experience in, and I didn't even get to the interview stage. There's probably not that many people in Scotland that do what I did, so to not get an interview I am fairly fucking raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I lost my job this week. A bit shite but was expecting it. I applied for basically my exact same job with a different public body. The job I did was fairly specific, and obviously expected to up against a fair number of applicants. As I said, the job was basically the job I used to do, absolutely everything they required I have excellent experience in, and I didn't even get to the interview stage. There's probably not that many people in Scotland that do what I did, so to not get an interview I am fairly fucking raging. Going through something similar just now and have basically been told "you're not getting the job but we'll interview you anyway". It's their loss and chances are you will find something better soon. Quite right to be raging though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I lost my job this week. A bit shite but was expecting it. I applied for basically my exact same job with a different public body. The job I did was fairly specific, and obviously expected to up against a fair number of applicants. As I said, the job was basically the job I used to do, absolutely everything they required I have excellent experience in, and I didn't even get to the interview stage. There's probably not that many people in Scotland that do what I did, so to not get an interview I am fairly fucking raging. Rotten thing to happen. Hope you get something else soon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Cheers all. I work in innovation and enterprise, 8Mile, helping people start up businesses. I realise it's only been a few days since I lost my job but rarely does a job come up in my field, so to get a KB without even meeting me is pretty depressing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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