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I've spent more money this month than I planned for, and now will need to hibernate over the next 2 months to have a nice savings account again.

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Twice now I've waited at the counter to order food in a restaurant and had to wait while a queue of women, all sitting at the same fucking table, ordered food and drink indi-fucking-vidually.

Bunch of c'nts!!

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Twice now I've waited at the counter to order food in a restaurant and had to wait while a queue of women, all sitting at the same fucking table, ordered food and drink indi-fucking-vidually.

Bunch of c'nts!!

That's what you get for going to a restaurant where you order at a counter tbh.

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Twice now I've waited at the counter to order food in a restaurant and had to wait while a queue of women, all sitting at the same fucking table, ordered food and drink indi-fucking-vidually.

Bunch of c'nts!!

^Nandos type post

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The 'stumble run' in films when folk are getting chased by something/someone. This is where they very slowly run away in a bumbling gait, and keep turning back to look at the thing/person chasing them, which causes them to stumble frequently. The person doing it always gets caught and usually killed.

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Is it petty to absolutely hate everyone you work alongside?

Totally with this. The guy sitting next to me says "how are you?" first thing in the morning, I respond. That's fine but then 10mins later he asks the exact same question.
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Guy who sits next to me just said randomly "Its 6 months to the day until its Xmas eve"....I mean what kind of absolute gimp do you need to be to come out with something like that

:lol:

Brilliant

I'm lucky, I really like everybody in my work, well my close workmates, my boss is like a second Dad.

Sound as f**k.

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Something is up with net access in Edinburgh. My work wifi is down, the house wifi is down and the work next door has their wifi down.

How's everyone else?

Probably not able to respond if their wifi is down...

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Home from Ibiza yesterday. Back to work today at 8. Massive case of the fear. Help.

You're obviously still on Ibiza time, it's 8.30 so you're late
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Still on the work throbbers...

I generally cant get out of bed in the morning so I always end up in work after 8 oclock, but I work until 6:30pm every night to cover my hours for the week anyway but this doesnt stop all the other guys in my office making wee comments about me struggling to make my hours for the week or saying "good afternoon" when I walk in at 8:45am. They think they're somehow better than me because they all get in at 6:30am and leave at 4pm-ish. I'm doing the exact same, if not more, hours than they are just pushed to the side slightly and they think they're the dugs clackerbag as a result.

Love to go on a good chibbing spree in here I tell ye.

Oh and the other week there, four of them were putting on their best cockney accents and kidding on they were ordering pints in the UK's oldest pub because one of them had been reading about it.

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Still on the work throbbers...

I generally cant get out of bed in the morning so I always end up in work after 8 oclock, but I work until 6:30pm every night to cover my hours for the week anyway but this doesnt stop all the other guys in my office making wee comments about me struggling to make my hours for the week or saying "good afternoon" when I walk in at 8:45am. They think they're somehow better than me because they all get in at 6:30am and leave at 4pm-ish. I'm doing the exact same, if not more, hours than they are just pushed to the side slightly and they think they're the dugs clackerbag as a result.

Love to go on a good chibbing spree in here I tell ye.

Oh and the other week there, four of them were putting on their best cockney accents and kidding on they were ordering pints in the UK's oldest pub because one of them had been reading about it.

As they switch off their computers and leave at 4 (which means they probably doing bugger all from 15.50 feel free to shout,

'Skiiving off early again Cuntos',

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