Tamdunk Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 The one lost game on my freecell record pisses me off no end. I usually keep restarting until I get it, but I foolishly saved it in a death position and cant undo/restart. It was game #1413 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Just heard it again at Wimbledon, "two time winner". No they aren't, they have won it twice. Get two time back to America where it belongs. twice, twice,twice, twice, twice, I feel better now... Until I hear that abomination again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 My PTTGOMN is not seeing people with full trolleys going to the self-service checkout when there's several normal ones free. My PTTGOMN is not watching them pile their things up at the side, something which is in fact made much more palatable by playing the music from Tetris in my head while I watch them. My PTTGOMN is that one day when the inevitable happens and one wrongly placed tub of yoghurt sends the entire thing cascading all over the floor I will burst out laughing, and likely be shouted at as if I'm in the wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 (edited) shitting over all the vans and cars...otherwise known as 'doing a miley' Edited July 2, 2015 by RoversMad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 We've had that joke already this week cunto! Deeboy shat on the bonnet of a Merc. Not as bad as flicking shite at someone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Amanda Holden's face. She's always had a face I'd love to kick, but her obvious surgery has made it even more slapable! She looks like a fucking horse.I would do unspeakable things to Amanda Holden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 So would I. With clawhammers, baseball bats and acid.I think she's hot as f**k to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I would do unspeakable things to Amanda Holden. Does it involve a shovel and a 6 foot hole? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 So would I. With clawhammers, baseball bats and acid. She peaked with The Grimleys, and to be fair, so did I. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Having severe trouble sleeping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Having severe trouble sleeping.Aye, because it's time to get fucking up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Aye, because it's time to get fucking up! Nigh on bedtime for those of us on dark days, mind. Relief due in under an hour, unconsciousness ninety minutes later. Oh, and if we could have today's massive downpour to clear the air this morning, and not when I'm walking to work at half-six tonight, that would be great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Aye, because it's time to get fucking up! I went to bed at 11 and was up at 3, been like this for months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 I went to bed at 11 and was up at 3, been like this for months. Do you nap during the day ? Have you considered going to bed at 10 instead to see if its a 3am thing or a four hour thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Bubble wrap that doesn't pop! What's the fucking point of inventing that. http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/public/share/uuid/18946e28-20e7-11e5-89c0-cebc52e7f784 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Was it invented by this woman? A walking toffee crisp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Ordered BBQ sauce with my KFC last night, even paid for the tub version instead of the mediocre sachets. Open the bag and not an ounce of BBQ sauce to be seen. Raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Deeboy took some good shit off the bonnet of a Merc.FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Twats that request receipts from cash machines and walk away....... Behind someone waiting to use machine. They take cash and walk away. Walk up and can't put card in as a few seconds later a receipt is printed out, Only then does the machine allow you to start using it. It might only be a few seconds delay but bloody annoying and just creating litter. Was it too cruel to shout 'Oh dear only £32.54 left in your account on the 3rd, want this ya skint bitch' down the street after her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Twats that request receipts from cash machines and walk away....... Behind someone waiting to use machine. They take cash and walk away. Walk up and can't put card in as a few seconds later a receipt is printed out, Only then does the machine allow you to start using it. It might only be a few seconds delay but bloody annoying and just creating litter. Was it too cruel to shout 'Oh dear only £32.54 left in your account on the 3rd, want this ya skint bitch' down the street after her? It would have been had you actually done it, so it's a good job this only happened in your head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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