Honest_Man#1 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Obvious spelling mistake is obvious I might be being an idiot but I can't see it? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Folk don't half get confused when they go into a Subway for the first time. You can feel the seethe emanating from the queue behind them as they try to process the questions they're being asked I'd imagine they'll switch to touchscreen ordering at some point, after which you'll be able to watch the thing being made if that's your thing. Probably make life a lot easier for all concerned. I can remember going through a McDonalds drive-thru for the first time with my mother back in the late Eighties, and the "where is the voice coming from?" situation is retrospectively hilarious. She still hadn't quite worked it all out by the time she stopped driving Edit: she would put on her 'phone voice' when talking into the speaker too. Always made me giggle, for some reason. I look forward to finding out which technological advancements my son is amused by my handling of. My first experience of ordering subway was when I was hungover in montrose. Jesus just gimme a bloody sandwich, not 20 questions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I might be being an idiot but I can't see it? Male poultry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Male poultryOf the North. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wishyman Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Filling, bread type, sub size Cheese and toasted Salad Sauce It's not exactly a difficult process you inbred morons. People that don't know how to order a subway, or people that let their little brats order a subway, need tortured and disposed off. You've missed the point, you inbred moron! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Subway is a massive waste of money enjoyed almost exclusively by peasants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 After 5's the other week I went into Subway. I ordered a 6" (lol) and the (stunning) girl sandwich slave asked if I'd like to go footling for an extra 18p. I was lost in her eyes and just mumbled 'no'. What a dickhead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Forgot to post this. Dobbies last week.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 You struggle to answer some extremely simple questions, you're either socially inept or thick as f**k. Take your pick. Can't afford Subway, calls those who can peasants... The whole point is 7 questions, with lots of lists included is way over the top for a sandwich. And not what you want to hear when you're hungover in a strange land. It's not that they're difficult questions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Did anyone else hear this headcase on the BBC Scotland phone in hour today? Rosie Kane Was on in relation to the story about the female barrister on LinkedIn who went off the nut when some older dude said she was "stunning" and shared the screenshots on Twitter. Link Like walking on fucking eggshells, any mention of a female's appearance had her wailing like a banshee. I can't be sure without listening again, but pretty sure it included a muffled "f**k off, mate" directed at a male caller. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I heard about this story. Thought the guy's comments in the context were inappropriate and slightly creepy, but the reaction from the lassie was way over the top (and also a bit ageist). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Women are fucking idiots. I pray for a world filled only with men and 0 sexual desires. What a place it'd be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Footlong Italian BMT on 9-grain honeyoat bread. Grated cheese, toasted, lettuce, onions, jalapeños, and a tonne of southwest sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Footlong Italian BMT on 9-grain honeyoat bread. Grated cheese, toasted, lettuce, onions, jalapeños, and a tonne of southwest sauce. Would you like extra cheese? Would you like to upgrade that to a meal? Would you like a bag? They are 5p. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 (edited) Any crisps or a cookie? Seriously, there are so many better ways to spend £6, I might be genuinely seething at subway tbh Edited September 11, 2015 by WeAreElgin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 30 packets of space raiders 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Any crisps or a cookie? Seriously, there are so many better ways to spend £6, I might be genuinely seething at subway tbh Is there even a subway in Elgin? Heard there was a mass frenzy a couple year ago when a kfc was opened The highlands seem there about 30 years behind everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Name them. Only one I can think of is a bottle of MD or Buckfast. That's it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 That could be counted as 2 ways I suppose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Is there even a subway in Elgin? Heard there was a mass frenzy a couple year ago when a kfc was opened The highlands seem there about 30 years behind everything. Using KFC and Subway are a gauge for modern living? You haven't got a hope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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