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Well, my arsebeat is gone.

I don't know what happened, it just seemed to get slower and slower until..... nothing.

What could this mean for me, will I die tonight? Is my arse pregnant? Is it the immigrants fault?

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Well, my arsebeat is gone.

I don't know what happened, it just seemed to get slower and slower until..... nothing.

What could this mean for me, will I die tonight? Is my arse pregnant? Is it the immigrants fault?

Replace the battery. ;)

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My son sent 2700 texts last month :o

How can you send 2700 texts a month?????

My pal has a contract where he gets unlimited texts and so many minutes for £30 a month. His bill was £300+ he had made over 20 hours of calls. His mother near castrated him

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