Swampy Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 There is no denying that it was a silly thing to do, but I hardly think saying something in jest warrants a serious assault. Why not go to the police? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 f**k that, if a girl was doing that to me, i'd punch her in thepuss as hard as i possibly could. Hard enough to dish it out so hard enough to take it back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I'm sure any reasonable women who posts on here would openly admit that if they punched anyone, let along a man, in the face 6 times, they'd expect a gid ain in return. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 There is no denying that it was a silly thing to do, but I hardly think saying something in jest warrants a serious assault. Will you be doing it again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 A girl slapped me in a chippy in Aberdeen (the cousin of Paul Dixon of Dundee Utd fame, as she repeatedly told me). Rage built up inside me because we were surrounded by other people so I could do nothing. Had this been a quiet street I would have had no hesitation in caving in the left hand side of her face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I was out in Perth last night and I asked a girl if she had balls (silly i know) so she preceeded to punch me full in the face about six times. I stood there and basicly let her carry on with a half smile half what the f**k is she doing look on my face. End of the night comes, she sees me drags me to the side and has a go at me. I apologise and explain it's my friends birthday and he asked me to ask her. She is having none of it and preceeds to punch me some more. Whilst I am being hit her friend puts a fag out on my face. So I wake up with a bruised face and a blister from the fag. So in conclusion my pttgoyn is mental girls in Perth. If you went to the Ice Factory it's your own fault 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 So you end up with a face like a burst ba'?Nah, she started the physical stuff - I believe Monster would recommend "Kicking her in the Pie". No way! The guy was trying to be a smartarse by asking her a pathetic question - and she answered it pretty well I think. If I'd been there I'd have held her coat while she battered the weedy ned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose Moron Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 A girl slapped me in a chippy in Aberdeen (the cousin of Paul Dixon of Dundee Utd fame, as she repeatedly told me).Rage built up inside me because we were surrounded by other people so I could do nothing. Had this been a quiet street I would have had no hesitation in caving in the left hand side of her face. I admire your honesty. Takes a brave man to admit that they would smack a woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I've learnt my lesson. So this was actually a moment of personal growth and you should be grateful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I admire your honesty. Takes a brave man to admit that they would smack a woman. If someone hits me, I hit them back regardless of who they are. This particular specimen's behaviour in the 5 minutes I saw her was so annoying I'd have made sure it was a bloody hard punch as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) It was the Loft. I might be stupid but i'm not stupid enough to say that in the Ice Factory. Hmm.. I don't think the Loft is any better No way! The guy was trying to be a smartarse by asking her a pathetic question - and she answered it pretty well I think. If I'd been there I'd have held her coat while she battered the weedy ned. Oh come on.. the girl over-reacted. Most girls would just tell the guy to f**k off and walk away. Edited May 29, 2009 by Honest Saints Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I admire your honesty. Takes a brave man to admit that they would smack a woman. No it doesn't. If the situation is correct then, f**k aye, go for it. I'm not a violent person in the slightest, but if a girl stubs out a fag on my face, they're getting a punch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 It's a tricky one mate. I think it's safe to say we've all been there where we just freeze in that situation, even more so if you really like this girl DHD. It's easier said than done, but if you see her a lot at work and there is an opportunity then go for it. You don't have to even 'chat her up', if you've never spoken to her before just say something like "I've seen you around but I've never actually caught your name...?" and it should flow from there. Even if it's smalltalk just now then it's still a good start. Just be lighthearted and pretend it's not a big effort, and of course just be genuine and nice. Don't try too hard or hit her with any lines just yet.Best of luck, you'll be grand That would make me look incredibly stupid, I work in a supermarket and we all have name badges Just go for it die hard doonhamer.....We don't bite One did once, i had a huge mark on my arm for about 3 months afterwards! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I'm sure any reasonable women who posts on here would openly admit that if they punched anyone, let along a man, in the face 6 times, they'd expect a gid ain in return. Fucking love to see you try, "Mayweather". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Fucking love to see you try, "Mayweather". So you'd punch someone and not expect one back? Someone do the whoosh honors please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 So you'd punch someone and not expect one back?Someone do the whoosh honors please. Whoosh yourself, silly arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Hoi! I resent being called weedy. I think it's a reasonable assumptionf considering you got beaten up by a girl. Oh come on.. the girl over-reacted. Most girls would just tell the guy to f**k off and walk away. Yes, she clearly did over-react. However, if you want to go around being a p***k to people sometimes it backfires. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Fucking love to see you try, "Mayweather". I'd batter you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 People insisting on going to the cinema when it's 20 odd degrees outside. f**k off, I'm not going in this weather. FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I'd batter you! Next time I make a lasagne, you're going to be in it. Ha! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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