doulikefish Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 My hangover is kicking already.I hate that.Fek i havent even been to bed yet. more alcohol required 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 more alcohol required Check...hic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Paisley women..... Fucking 40 year old women going about in tutus, for christs sake. One of them felt the need to tell the carriage the tale of the time she had sex outdoors in Feegie Park. Lovely people. And did you bother to get any of their names and phone numbers for me? No - thought not you inconsiderate sod! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 And did you bother to get any of their names and phone numbers for me? No - thought not you inconsiderate sod! Dinnae bother Kilt, all Paisley women follow the same pattern. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 And did you bother to get any of their names and phone numbers for me? No - thought not you inconsiderate sod! I was too busy concentrating on not vomiting upon being offered to kiss the bride. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Dinnae bother Kilt, all Paisley women follow the same pattern. Oh ye heavens, that was so dreadful it was... I was too busy concentrating on not vomiting upon being offered to kiss the bride. Nah, I was obviously just kidding, mate. I see enough Paisley based hen parties coming through the airport as it is! And if you had kissed the bride, you might have found a wee wrap of crack passed into your mouth and a dealer with a blade behind you demanding immediate payment for it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrowhillclyde Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Folk trying to punt you stuff (insurance, mobile phone contracts, etc etc) at the entrance and exit to the supermarket. I'm just trying to buy some super cool, smooth, get you slaughtered beers to sit in the sun with, I dont need you muppets giving me a gauntlet to run. Go away. Why do supermarkets (a Morrisons in this case) allow these folk to do this, as it just irritiates everyone. grrrr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I have to drive tomorrow,so i better ease up on the sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I have to drive tomorrow,so i better ease up on the sauce. Two parts fresh orange juice to one part soda water with a generous clinking of ice cubes! Can't beat it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Folk trying to punt you stuff (insurance, mobile phone contracts, etc etc) at the entrance and exit to the supermarket. I'm just trying to buy some super cool, smooth, get you slaughtered beers to sit in the sun with, I dont need you muppets giving me a gauntlet to run. Go away. Why do supermarkets (a Morrisons in this case) allow these folk to do this, as it just irritiates everyone. grrrr. Similarly, anyone been through Queen Street recently? That mob with the light blue jackets trying to flog cheap calls from mobiles to abroad for a fiver. Annoying as f**k when trying to ready the departure boards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Dinnae bother Kilt, all Paisley women follow the same pattern. That was terrible How's the sproglet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 That was terrible How's the sproglet? He's just left our house - been here most of the day although I only got in around 4 after playing golf. I'm now officially the "expert" at getting him to settle. He's at the stage where he laughs when you pull a silly face. He laughs at me all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I really, really want to move down south 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I really, really want to move down south Where down south do you want to go? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Where down south do you want to go? Dunno, anywhere. I just really want to get out of Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Dunno, anywhere.I just really want to get out of Scotland. Go to Bristol. It'll be like a trade-off. Glasgow gets me, Bristol gets you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Unless a miricle happens I wont be going anywhere soon I'm afraid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Go to Bristol. It'll be like a trade-off. Glasgow gets me, Bristol gets you. Mon the Clyde being used by Glasgow as collateral? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Unless a miricle happens I wont be going anywhere soon I'm afraid Is university a possibility for you? There's Bristol, Southampton, Portsmouth, actually, I'll not list them all, there's flipping loads of them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I really, really want to move down south Its good to get away from the country and experience something different, but why limit yourself to just England? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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