Willie Gray Ate My Hamster Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 (edited) Some half wit thought it'd be a good idea to wire my mum and dads telly up so the sound comes out the stereo speakers. Now I can't alter the volume with the telly remote and have to set the volume control on the stereo. Said half wit better have it fixed before mummy and daddy mouse get back from holiday on Thursday. The half wit checked it was working fine before he left on Sunday so will be expecting an apology when he finds it's something stupid that you are doing (or not doing) Oh and for the record it was the dvd player I hooked up not the tv and we watched dvd's at the weekend without any problems so you better prepare to grovel Edited June 16, 2009 by Willie Gray Ate My Hamster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Two half wits to woo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 (edited) The half wit checked it was working fine before he left on Sunday so will be expecting an apology when he finds it's something stupid that you are doing (or not doing) Half wit will fix telly tomorrow Then will the half wit Edited June 16, 2009 by Middleton Mouse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Gray Ate My Hamster Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Half wit will fix telly tomorrow Half wits other half will have to ask for forgiveness when he points out she's to blame and not him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Gray Ate My Hamster Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Then will the half wit And hopefully stop calling him a half wit or she won't get any in return 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Some half wit thought it'd be a good idea to wire my mum and dads telly up so the sound comes out the stereo speakers. Now I can't alter the volume with the telly remote and have to set the volume control on the stereo. Said half wit better have it fixed before mummy and daddy mouse get back from holiday on Thursday. Also driving down the A9 made me think of something else that annoys me. See when folk see the wee lines on the road before you hit the speed camera why the hell do they slam on their brakes when they're driving at the speed limit? There's bugger all need to drive past a camera at 50mph when the limit is 70! Got a bloody great crack in my windscreen somehow today as well. I imagine that won't be cheap to fix. the first one is rarely in my driving style. but I imagine they feel slowing down to this excess will definitely not make the camera go off absolutely not -thus they wont be taxed by stealth, surely if insured only the excess? if its a large crack. if its only a bit of a chip autoglass might be able to do some fancy resiny thing and it might not even need the excess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Doesn't look likely one of the two half wits will be getting his whole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Gray Ate My Hamster Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Doesn't look likely one of the two half wits will be getting his whole. Tv will be getting fixed pronto tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Some half wit thought it'd be a good idea to wire my mum and dads telly up so the sound comes out the stereo speakers. Now I can't alter the volume with the telly remote and have to set the volume control on the stereo. Said half wit better have it fixed before mummy and daddy mouse get back from holiday on Thursday. The half wit checked it was working fine before he left on Sunday so will be expecting an apology when he finds it's something stupid that you are doing (or not doing) Oh and for the record it was the dvd player I hooked up not the tv and we watched dvd's at the weekend without any problems so you better prepare to grovel Half wit will fix telly tomorrow Then will the half wit Half wits other half will have to ask for forgiveness when he points out she's to blame and not him And hopefully stop calling him a half wit or she won't get any in return Stop it, stop it - that's how I got into trouble. Too much info!!! Simple answer - 1. Pick her up by the ankles and spin her round upside down or 2. Force feed him spicy chilli pasta Having lit the blue touchpaper, stands back and waits for the explosion PS Wisnae there on Sunday - no ma fault! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 the first one is rarely in my driving style. but I imagine they feel slowing down to this excess will definitely not make the camera go off absolutely not -thus they wont be taxed by stealth,surely if insured only the excess? if its a large crack. if its only a bit of a chip autoglass might be able to do some fancy resiny thing and it might not even need the excess. I'll take it down to the garage tomorrow, mum reckons it is covered by the insurance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I'll take it down to the garage tomorrow, mum reckons it is covered by the insurance. You will have to phone your insurance company as they will deal with a certain company IE-Autoglass or AA,If you don't use the one they say will have to pay the full cost. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 You will have to phone your insurance company as they will deal with a certain company IE-Autoglass or AA,If you don't use the one they say will have to pay the full cost. Balls the only reason we use the one we do is because we know the guy that runs it. I'll leave it for now and use mum and dads car til they come back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Letting the facial hair come in so I can have a bit of a comedy beard for Saturday, but I can't really think of anything to do with the hair. Also, it's really, really uncomfortable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Letting the facial hair come in so I can have a bit of a comedy beard for Saturday, but I can't really think of anything to do with the hair. Also, it's really, really uncomfortable. Thank f**k, I won't be the only one with embarassing facial hair! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Midge bitten to f**k ! FUCKING LITTLE c***s ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Midge bitten to f**k !FUCKING LITTLE c***s ! 'MON the MIDGES! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 'MON the MIDGES! Its the only downfall at being a Skinhead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Its the only downfall at being a Skinhead. You've never had the wee feckers up your kilt before..... On second thoughts, I sympathise! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 You've never had the wee feckers up your kilt before..... On second thoughts, I sympathise! I've never reduced myself to wearing a skirt before, so no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I've never reduced myself to wearing a skirt before, so no. Try to be conciliatory --- fecker! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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