Toma_BullyWee Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Oh yeah, forgot about that! On reflection it probably wasn't that interesting but to cut it short my friend Rhiannon's younger brother proposed to a random girl from Paisley on stage at the Hard Rock Cafe to get a free bottle of champagne. I thought it was going to be some crappy Sekt but it turned out to be 100quid Moet. Anyway, she said yes and the night went weird from there.I also managed to get the number of a rather nice Slovakian waitress who I'm taking out tonight. That, for me anyway, is the biggest news in the world since I'm the world's most useless bugger with the laydeez. Love is in the air.... So, I'm assuming they aren't actually going to get married and she just agreed to go hawfers on some wine? But, if your friend's brother looks like a smashed biscuit and the Paisley lassie is good looking ( *) then he certainly should marry her. I jest Paisley natives. On my travels the other week I did manage to find a few humans in the area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I'm the world's most useless bugger with the laydeez. Pish. I am 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Love is in the air....So, I'm assuming they aren't actually going to get married and she just agreed to go hawfers on some wine? But, if your friend's brother looks like a smashed biscuit and the Paisley lassie is good looking ( *) then he certainly should marry her. I jest Paisley natives. On my travels the other week I did manage to find a few humans in the area. Well when I left them they had gone off somewhere together. No marriage but I do expect they smeared genital juices. She's a bit of a chubster with 'ruddy' red cheeks and a 'proper' accent. I had to translate. I thought he was gay, but obviously not. He looks like a cross between Jonathan Ross and Maxxie from Skins. To be honest I'd do the same for a bottle of Moet... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broxy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 (edited) Love is in the air....So, I'm assuming they aren't actually going to get married and she just agreed to go hawfers on some wine? But, if your friend's brother looks like a smashed biscuit and the Paisley lassie is good looking ( *) then he certainly should marry her. I jest Paisley natives. On my travels the other week I did manage to find a few humans in the area. You sure you never strayed into Barrhead. Edited July 10, 2009 by broxy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I played on some crappy municipal course in Sarasota last time I was over, and I had the same thing. They did make up for their complete ignorance by making me chuckle quite a bit- putting quite a few balls onto the freeway by the course and at one stage one of them leaving their entire bag of clubs on the previous hole and searching frantically for them... I was playing at Highlands Reserve. It's just off US 27 between Clermont and Davenport. The only laugh I really got out of them was that they had a little girl who must have been about 6 with them. Unlike the other three, she actually looked like she could swing a club. I put two shots clean out of the course with the three wood. Massive slices on both shots. Thankfully I missed the villas, unlike my exploits when I played in Portugal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I was playing at Highlands Reserve. It's just off US 27 between Clermont and Davenport. The only laugh I really got out of them was that they had a little girl who must have been about 6 with them. Unlike the other three, she actually looked like she could swing a club. I put two shots clean out of the course with the three wood. Massive slices on both shots. Thankfully I missed the villas, unlike my exploits when I played in Portugal I just looked at the one I was on. 'Rips Golf Center' - $7 green fees, par 27 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Rubbish! A deer that runs out into the road in front of a car has just forfeited its right to life. Likewise, a spider that gets into a bog. A spider on the walls, fine, spider in the garden, fine, spider in the bog, they just lost their right to life. I take issue with this. Anytime a spider crosses my path, be it in the garden, on the bog, anywhere, they lose their right to live! Spiders have no right to life whatsoever. I agree with this. I don't kill animals anyway. I don't like doing it - I'm far too nice! Plus, if I even tried to go for the spider, it would have me.I went for a pish last night and couldn't find the bugger.. I was really, really feart. I like spiders. I just don't like really, really big ones. Well, I could handle a tarantula or that, because I wanted one when I was a wee boy, but it's when I see house spiders on steroids... That's when I get the fear. Having met you at the 5's, I wouldn't have had you as 'feart' of anything , but I also, am scared of spiders. And I don't kill animals either, but spiders don't even deserve to be classed as animals, so when I see one, I aim to obliterate it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I really want a shot on the water flume on the Barclaycard advert, but I'd rate the chances of me getting a shot as 'slim to none'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I really want a shot on the water flume on the Barclaycard advert, but I'd rate the chances of me getting a shot as 'slim to none'. I was thinking the same thing a couple of weeks ago, but I would agree theres very little chance of getting a shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Why can't people use roundabouts properly? Yes, you silly bint, more than one car at a time are allowed on Are you talking about people on the inside lane going straight ahead cutting off people in the outside lane, because that really does my head in? It may be ageist and sexist but they're usually old women. BTW there is a tendancy in Dundee to call roundabouts circles! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Decided to go for a pint earlier as I was a bit bored and fed up. Just got to Tollcross Road and some guy was pestering me for a cigarette. I do smoke, but I wasn't smoking at that point. I just told him that I was a non-smoker, hoping that would be the end of it and I could go for a nice pint or two. Oh no, he keeps annoying me. Can't even go to the pub without some arsehole doing your tits in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I have spent the last 2 hours trying to remove the ignition barrell of my daughters car with no success,Why is there never a car thief about when you need one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Would some kind person make a smaller version of my sig as I cant manage it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 i ve got to go to work tomorrow and i really dont want to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Got the shits Eww! Hope the Mrs doesn't begin to pod right now or you're fúcked! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 (edited) Friday Night With Jonathon Ross. Ross introduces Paulo Nuitini. "Paulo grew up above a chip shop in Glasgow" *Paulo sits there and grins* Now sorry, that really gets my fucking goat. Not only can the BBC not even tell the difference between Scotland's biggest city and its biggest town, but Nuitini doesn't even want to correct him. Dirty wannabe weegie c**t Edited July 10, 2009 by Andy.C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Curry's done f'ck all... It was nice though, to be fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Curry's done f'ck all... It was nice though, to be fair. You ready to drop the sprog or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Curry's done f'ck all... It was nice though, to be fair. Are you trying to induce labour? All the best if/when you are successful! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I'm just really really really REALLY fed up of being pregnant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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