Smurph Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 by Vectron! That's a petty thing that gets on my nerves... Why do you do this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 That's a petty thing that gets on my nerves...Why do you do this? I changed my name for Vectron, thinking that in Vectrons name, it would be funny. By Vectron I regretted it at once. However, now I've changed it, by Vectrons house and home, I will stick with it. Plus, I've received some private messages of support off forum posters by Vectron, complimenting it. So by Vectron, Ill try and keep it up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Absolutely. Now kindly take your leave, you dirty foreign. Ach, feck off. You're just jealous cos you're ginger Lets review the list:(Claims to be) Scottish Dark hair Dark eyes Tanned skin Clutching a large suitcase Sweating profusely Irritated manner Stripy Trilby hat Sounds pretty bloody suspicious to me There's nothing suspicious about my hat! My hat is well cool. And I wasn't irritated until he started asking stupid questions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 (edited) I cannot sleep because the head of my penis has begun stinging like mad for no reason I've just been on 9 seperate flights and before 5 of them I was searched and taken aside to answer a couple of questions despite the fact I never set the metal detector off once. I just look like a shady character apparently Edited August 1, 2009 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 I changed my name for Vectron, thinking that in Vectrons name, it would be funny. By Vectron I regretted it at once. However, now I've changed it, by Vectrons house and home, I will stick with it. Plus, I've received some private messages of support off forum posters by Vectron, complimenting it. So by Vectron, Ill try and keep it up! Aha. Just clicked on, it's from That Mitchell And Webb Look innit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 (edited) I've just been on 9 seperate flights and before 5 of them I was searched and taken aside to asnwer a couple of questions despite the fact I never set the metal detector off once. I just look like a shady character apparently Nine? By Vectrons beard, what route did you take, from where to where? Aha. Just clicked on, it's from That Mitchell And Webb Look innit? Correct! Praise Vectron! You know, with Fudge being taken aside by airport security, and McB being a dirty foreign terrorist, maybe Scotland really has joined the axis of evil? Edited August 1, 2009 by Vectron 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Ach, feck off. You're just jealous cos you're ginger Pfft. You're just jealous you're not ginger. I'm going to put FACT at the end of this post just incase there's any doubt. FACT. I cannot sleep because the head of my penis has begun stinging like mad for no reason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Nine? By Vectrons beard, what route did you take, from where to where? Glasgow - Dubai Dubai - Perth Perth - Ayers Rock Alice Springs - Brisbane Brisbane - Nadi (Fiji) Nadi - Sydney Sydney - Bangkok Bangkok - Dubai Dubai - Glasgow I can sense a joke about Bangkok ladyboys and my penis trouble brewing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 I can sense a joke about Bangkok ladyboys and my penis trouble brewing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Glasgow - DubaiDubai - Perth Perth - Ayers Rock Alice Springs - Brisbane Brisbane - Nadi (Fiji) Nadi - Sydney Sydney - Bangkok Bangkok - Dubai Dubai - Glasgow Ach, thats not so bad! I thought you meant as in some absurd nine flight single connection route! Praise Vectron that this isn't the case! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Short lock ins at the pub get on my nerves. Lesson No1, if you want more drink, go out earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Pfft. You're just jealous you're not ginger. I'm going to put FACT at the end of this post just incase there's any doubt. FACT. I'm fat, I'm speccy, and I'm a morton fan. Fuxake, had I also been ginger I might as well have been put down at birth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 I found the girl that will get me over my ex, but I leave in 37 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Could have been worse. You could have gone for a piss Aye he's not long turned five so hpefully he got a big enough fright not to do it again!Stupid boy. I've read this post three times now and for some reason it makes me laugh every time. It's not really funny... but it is! Secret, eh? Well it's not my place to listen then surely. Now kindly f**k off. I'm easily amused just now, it seems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 I found the girl that will get me over my ex, but I leave in 37 hours. Gutter mate... Where are you leaving to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Gutter mate...Where are you leaving to? The hell hole of Tenerife. Landed myself a pretty sweet job though, away from most of the trouble so I can't complain about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coooombe Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 The hell hole of Tenerife. Landed myself a pretty sweet job though, away from most of the trouble so I can't complain about that. If I landed a pretty sweet job and I got to choose where it was located, Tenerife would be very high on the list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Girls are shit anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 If I landed a pretty sweet job and I got to choose where it was located, Tenerife would be very high on the list. Haha, I don't have a choice of the location. It's this place here- http://atlantic-holiday.com/en/ . I say hellhole as most people will visit Playa or Torviscas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Girls are shit anyway. Yes they are Fudge. What's up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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