RH33 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Toaster on fire... Rubbish! When we moved into our newly renovated house the first morning I got up and made toast........whole thing went up. Scared the crap out of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Go and put 'The devil wears prada' on your portable, get a nice glass of red and treat yourself to a big tub of ben and jerrys.Forget it all ***, you deserve it. I love how censorship can't understand context! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 bástárd rain I am about to brave the monsoon-like conditions and go across the road to the shop. If I am not back on later this evening, notify the authorities who will probably eventually find my lifeless, drowned corpse floating somewhere along the Glasgow Road! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 A tad wet in the East as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Last night at training I got the ball onto the side of my face/ear from a volley around 2 yards out. It knocked me off my feet it was so fucking sore. Now, I've cut my ear and it hurts. Boo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FTOF_PTFC_1 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Last night at training I got the ball onto the side of my face/ear from a volley around 2 yards out. It knocked me off my feet it was so fucking sore. Now, I've cut my ear and it hurts.Boo. I tore ligament last night at training. BEAT THAT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I tore ligament last night at training.BEAT THAT I decapitated myself when I fell in the meat slicer as I was buying a roll at lunchtime, I staggered out of the bakers and had the misfortune to trip on the edge of the pavement into the path of an oncoming HGV that ripped off my right arm and leg. Ignoring the intense pain, I blindly hopped to the other side of the road to my parked car only to find my key was in the trouser leg pocket of my departed limb. Blindly hopping back across the road I was royally fucked by a number 14 bus. This incident left me with only the index finger of my left hand, with which I am typing this message. I win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FTOF_PTFC_1 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I decapitated myself when I fell in the meat slicer as I was buying a roll at lunchtime, I staggered out of the bakers and had the misfortune to trip on the edge of the pavement into the path of an oncoming HGV that ripped off my right arm and leg. Ignoring the intense pain, I blindly hopped to the other side of the road to my parked car only to find my key was in the trouser leg pocket of my departed limb. Blindly hopping back across the road I was royally fucked by a number 14 bus. This incident left me with only the index finger of my left hand, with which I am typing this message.I win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FTOF_PTFC_1 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) Unfunny fuckers (most of you, except me.) Edited August 14, 2009 by FTOF_PTFC_1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Non believers In what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Me I believe in you - f**k the rest of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FTOF_PTFC_1 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Me I believe in you G_Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 As supposedly I was talking to G Man in the Union last week, I believe in him. Either that or I was beyond wrecked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Pregnancy thread Hootie McFanny not being nice Toma nae mates also Give her a break, she's married to Monster and as for Toma, he's a big softee really. Seriously though, what I've just read looks pretty harmless. I'm sure everyone wishes you and Mrs G all the very best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Badminton time Looks more like a tennis racquet on the "Make your own Movie" Thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I am about to brave the monsoon-like conditions and go across the road to the shop. If I am not back on later this evening, notify the authorities who will probably eventually find my lifeless, drowned corpse floating somewhere along the Glasgow Road! Here's hoping. Non believers Me I believe G_Man. I believe your team will win by three or four goals tomorrow... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I drunkenly had absolutely filithy and explicit text sex with my friend's 16 year old wee sister last night She's now text pestering me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I drunkenly had absolutely filithy and explicit text sex with my friend's 16 year old wee sister last night She's now text pestering me. You are a very bad man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I drunkenly had absolutely filithy and explicit text sex with my friend's 16 year old wee sister last night She's now text pestering me. Living up to your movie image, Fudge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilly Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I drunkenly had absolutely filithy and explicit text sex with my friend's 16 year old wee sister last night She's now text pestering me. You told me last night she was 15. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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