Toma_BullyWee Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Aw, tell me about it Toma. The thing is the drama-milkers that I know aren't really "my friends", just people that my friends get on with. My friends themselves are fecking sick of it as well and can't wait to get away to uni and hopefully do the same as you're wanting to do, find new people who don't resort everything to a drama. See, I don't really have friends that play the attention card, so it's not like that. Some things just happen because some of my friends are idiots. Some take themselves far too seriously to the point it's verging on a human parody. I was talking to a friend about it last week. He said he felt like he has "outgrown" some people, whereas I don't think that at all. I just think that I ended up forming friendships with people out of sheer luck, based on something as daft as meeting them at a gig.. But apart from that we have bugger all in common! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMuffin Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 There's the fear. I've been expecting it. Still got about a 4 hour gap in my memory from last night, and I have a horrific hangover. Absolutely horrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naught A Chance Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 There's the fear. I've been expecting it.Still got about a 4 hour gap in my memory from last night, and I have a horrific hangover. Absolutely horrific. Ive missed your postings McMuffin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Ive missed your postings McMuffin I'd like to echo those sentiments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMuffin Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Thanks chaps. I've missed you too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 When you're chatting to a girl at a party and you're both laughing, joking and smiling and things are going well. Oh, that's not a PTTGOMN. There's a 3rd wheel standing next to the pair of you, just saying nothing like a fucking lemon. "Eh excuse me, can I help you?". Now I'm not horrible so I never said that to him but for fucks sake can you not sort of take the hint and well....go away? HE ISN'T EVEN SAYING ANYTHING HE IS JUST STANDING THERE!! That's usually me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMuffin Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 I'm about to head over to the flat where I slept last night to try and piece together what happened beyond about 1 o'clock. The fear has gripped me, I'll probably find out I tried to take someone up the arse. Dreading seeing this bit of fluff incase I did something horrendous. Like try and shag her. That would have been embarrassing. Here's a picture of a monkey being sick to cheer you and me up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 That's usually me I'd have thought you'd have been the one getting fired into the ladies BD! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 I too missed you McMuffin. It just hasn't been the same without you. And, aye, I can only agree with the lads above me about girls constantly creating drama at a party. One time there was these two lassies that are good pals, and one had it in her head that the other wasn't talking to her. So this made her absolutely raging (and she was pissed at the time, obviously) and going around telling everyone. Then they started arguing, then made up seconds later. Later that night the girl got her tits out. Crazy bitches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 A lassie that was there was doing that last night. But then we went to another house and her and another lassie went on the trampoline and got their exceedingly large knockers out. Good times. I too missed you McMuffin. It just hasn't been the same without you.And, aye, I can only agree with the lads above me about girls constantly creating drama at a party. One time there was these two lassies that are good pals, and one had it in her head that the other wasn't talking to her. So this made her absolutely raging (and she was pissed at the time, obviously) and going around telling everyone. Then they started arguing, then made up seconds later. Later that night the girl got her tits out. Crazy bitches. Is this happening EVERYWHERE except where I live??! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 (edited) Just give her attention, but be really pushy with it and give her 'too much.' Oh and Fraser, I have the confidence of a shrew when I'm sober, then I end up drinking too much and dribbling everywhere. Edited August 16, 2009 by Breaking Decency 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Is this happening EVERYWHERE except where I live??! TBH, this lassie's tits were huge. I mean fucking massive, and she isn't that fat either, which is odd. Confusing times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 I've just checked my bank balance post Oslo- jesus wept. I also noted in the "on this day" programme yesterday that my first Thistle game was 22 years ago yesterday, a 0-0 draw against Raith. 22 years on and we're still drawing 0-0 at home to teams in dark blue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 TBH, this lassie's tits were huge. I mean fucking massive, and she isn't that fat either, which is odd.Confusing times. Aye, both of the lassies who got theirs out were enormous. On a trampoline aswell. Fucking brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Are you sure you weren't trapped in some weird Russ Meyer dream last night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Are you sure you weren't trapped in some weird Russ Meyer dream last night? I didn't sleep a wink last night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Everyone is getting it but me :'( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 The sponsor bit on the back of my Raith top reads EVANS A HAW I've only had it a few weeks and its falling off already! Turn it inside out when you wash it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Everyone is getting it but me :'( Don't worry, I'm in the same boat. I hate this boat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 (edited) Don't worry, I'm in the same boat. I hate this boat. I met a nice girl from Shawlands a while ago, and she's been at camp for the last two weeks. She was meant to come back today but is staying for another week now. Hopefully next weekend I will be reminded of what a vagina looks like. Edited August 16, 2009 by Breaking Decency 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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