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I've got to go and get the car. Left it outside the pub last night, which will take about 45 mins to walk to, and drive it home.

I can't be arsed.

And the missus is watching the omnibus edition of feckin Shortland Street.

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I just had an absolutely brilliant moment, completely shattered.

During Match of the Day, I worked out that an anagram of "Gary W Linekar" is "A Girly Wanker".

I had no idea what his middle name was, and I was just using "W" to make it fit.

I checked, and it's Winston! But in checking, I also realised that I spelt his surname wrongly, and so the closest I can get is "E Girly Wanker".

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Great result today but there was some clown sitting a bit at the back of me trying to make the crowd laugh with the cringey pish he was shouting but he was failing miserably.

I didn't look back but I got the impression that he would be looking around for acclaim every time he shouted something.

I hate that I get embarrassed for other people.

They should just stick to the no shit basics like our Renton. "Haw Finney, you're a c**t!" That'll do the job! :D

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Girls.

I don't you care if one of your friends likes me. It doesn't mean you can't pull me!

I've had that too. <_<

"My friend likes you so we can't get it on" = I think you're a nice guy and I don't have the bottle to tell you that I don't fancy you.

Just get rattled in aboot her pal.

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