Honest Saints Fan Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 If we close our flat door properly it doesn't open again from the inside, so we have to jar it open at the moment. To make matters worse, we have a power cut right now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 (edited) Because of you I stopped calling people 'spastic' - you should be proud of that. You clearly have a conscience and are not an obnoxious opinionated buffoon. This makes it far easier to be amused without guilt, I can assure you. Conscience - yep. but the opinionated, obnoxious buffoon? Hell, you should see me first thing in the morning mate.... Oh aye, post deleted as I certainly could have picked a better one. Edited September 28, 2009 by kiwififer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 now my reason to be pissed off. I was at the folk's over the weekend, played 9 holes with my old man, the gf was shopping with mum, meal out on sat night, it really was a pretty good Fri/Sat.... Then on Sunday, dad goes to me 'I need a hand to replant something fromt he front garden'. So me goes 'aye, alright'. Except it's a fecking 20 foot high Yucca tree. We had to drag it from the front garden, through a gap in the fence, through the patio area, dig a hole to reposition it and bugger about for 30 mins while Mum goes 'too far towards the neighbours' type of thing. Then the missus goes 'do you want to drive back?'. It's a three hour drive on spaghetti roads and you have to shoehorn me into the fto, which is designed for Japanese midgets, not Scots with beer bellies. I'm off work cause I'm on the last Diazapam, my back is in bits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 He should get bevvyd, it saves a few bob anyway. That was, foolishly, what I ended up doing. When they advised taking in a lot of fluids after donating a pint of blood, Jack D probably wasn't what they were thinking on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 developing a bit of cold... bah 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 have to wait for a parcel to get delivered 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Monday morning yeehaaa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 After finishing in the top 10 last year in the Predictor i am terrible this year 80 something down another 8 this week..cant seem to pick the 0-0.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I feel like someone's smashed my ribs in. Maybe too many snouts over the weekend or something. Got to play football tonight as well against a pretty decent side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Deadmau5 tickets have arrived :D . Are they not very good? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 Are they not very good? Wrong pissing thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Wrong pissing thread. Get away!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I think I've done something to my hand. I thought I'd staved it int he sticks yesterday but it's sore as f**k today again. It's the one finger than has been broken already too, it's bent at the top and sore at the bottom. Good times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 My mate recorded my presentation at my last conference, and stuck it on youtube. I'm historys greatest monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 My mate recorded my presentation at my last conference, and stuck it on youtube. I'm historys greatest monster. LINKY!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 My mate recorded my presentation at my last conference, and stuck it on youtube. I'm historys greatest monster. Link? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 My mate recorded my presentation at my last conference, and stuck it on youtube. I'm historys greatest monster. Link? I could finally see you..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 LINKY!? Link? you have fallen into his trap,of please look!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 LINKY!? Nae chance! Anyway, I imagine it would be frightfully boring, given that its an edited ten minutes of a hungover me ranting about my research work. Plus I look like a right balloon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 There's pictures floating around the internet of me after I've been stripped naked in my sleep with women's knickers and a bra covering my crotch/chest respectively. How do you think I feel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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