Cynical Saintee Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Was it Koki Mizuno? I just stood still for 43 minutes at the shock of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 (edited) I for one would like to welcome XBL back after his unjust banning. No kings. Edited December 16, 2009 by Swampy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I know fine well what sarcasm is, although when you're reading something you don't have a tone of voice, so it can be hard to pick up... not really.. I for one would like to welcome XBL back after his unjust banning.No kings. is a brilliant example. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 not really..is a brilliant example. But there are instances when it is... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Fucking hell, some mental client is in the office and she won't stop talking about Rangers and blabbering utter shite. I think she's mentally ill, she's talking utter, random, pointless mince about her brother and her brother in law and her catalogue and her pub and such and such who I've never heard of, in one, long, endless stream of consciousness (hence the style of this sentcne). She just asked me who I support so I said "Dumbarton" and she responded "Aye Right!" "But who would ye like tae see win in Scottish fitba?!" I told her that Dumbarton do play in Scotland and she responded: "Aye but a mean oot a Rangers 'n' Sellik?" I told her that I couldn't care less and then she proceeded to tell me about Rangers die hards and how such and such from the pub called Davie Cooper a p***k and tried to show me a photo on her phone of Nacho Novo! I'm absolutely convinced she's mentally ill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 had the annual work christmas lunch just now, good you might think with it being free, the meal was fucking dreadful. i really dont feel well at the moment because of it Where did you go? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Fucking hell, some mental client is in the office and she won't stop talking about Rangers and blabbering utter shite. I think she's mentally ill, she's talking utter, random, pointless mince about her brother and her brother in law and her catalogue and her pub and such and such who I've never heard of, in one, long, endless stream of consciousness (hence the style of this sentcne).She just asked me who I support so I said "Dumbarton" and she responded "Aye Right!" "But who would ye like tae see win in Scottish fitba?!" I told her that Dumbarton do play in Scotland and she responded: "Aye but a mean oot a Rangers 'n' Sellik?" I told her that I couldn't care less and then she proceeded to tell me about Rangers die hards and how such and such from the pub called Davie Cooper a p***k and tried to show me a photo on her phone of Nacho Novo! I'm absolutely convinced she's mentally ill. Christ, unlucky man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Fucking hell, some mental client is in the office and she won't stop talking about Rangers.....I'm absolutely convinced she's mentally ill. Sounds like yer average cooncil hoose, bear's wifie fae Clydebank to me. I'm assuming she met the sartorial criteria - Designer trainers, trackie bottoms, Rangers* shirt, peroxide blonde hair with a whiff of eau-de-chippie, unheathliy corpulent, "hunners" of gold chains/bracelets, obligatory ciggie in hand, laden down with plastic carrier bags from Lidl, Icelend, KwikSave etc. She may have been a bit over-excited from just walking up Sylvania Way and overdosing in the Poundshop, that's all! *Substitute a "Celtic" shirt and add a pushchair and/or screaming under 5 or three, in the interests of OF balance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Sounds like yer average cooncil hoose, bear's wifie fae Clydebank to me. I'm assuming she met the sartorial criteria - Designer trainers, trackie bottoms, Rangers* shirt, peroxide blonde hair with a whiff of eau-de-chippie, unheathliy corpulent, "hunners" of gold chains/bracelets, obligatory ciggie in hand, laden down with plastic carrier bags from Lidl, Icelend, KwikSave etc. She may have been a bit over-excited from just walking up Sylvania Way and overdosing in the Poundshop, that's all! *Substitute a "Celtic" shirt and add a pushchair and/or screaming under 5 or three, in the interests of OF balance. She was all in denim, the cheap Rangers fan type, and talking about how such and such called Davie Cooper a p***k "and a just sais naw a hink your wan". She's madder than a bag full of mental patients, in a mental ward, in a big mental car, hurtling down the hard shoulder at mental miles per hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 She was all in denim, the cheap Rangers fan type, and talking about how such and such called Davie Cooper a p***k "and a just sais naw a hink your wan". She's madder than a bag full of mental patients, in a mental ward, in a big mental car, hurtling down the hard shoulder at mental miles per hour. Ah, that type. I used to cross the road in Yoker if I saw one of them coming. Sadly, it seems you were trapped! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Day off work, which is usually great but I have to look after my sister. What a waste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I'm now back in Renfrewshire for Christmas, which is great and everything as I get to see my family and friends again. But it's struck me how much I'll miss my girlfriend who's back up in Dundee. It's shit. Plus there's nothing on tv and it's freezing in the house. I was all happy because I found out I now have freeview in my room but some lot of good it is because it doesn't work. Nice. I'm not very amused today whatsoever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I'm now back in Renfrewshire for Christmas, which is great and everything as I get to see my family and friends again. But it's struck me how much I'll miss my girlfriend who's back up in Dundee. It's shit. Plus there's nothing on tv and it's freezing in the house. I was all happy because I found out I now have freeview in my room but some lot of good it is because it doesn't work. Nice. I'm not very amused today whatsoever. Get Zattoo and you can watch freeview on you computer. Here to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I'm now back in Renfrewshire for Christmas, which is great and everything as I get to see my family and friends again. But it's struck me how much I'll miss my girlfriend who's back up in Dundee. It's shit. Plus there's nothing on tv and it's freezing in the house. I was all happy because I found out I now have freeview in my room but some lot of good it is because it doesn't work. Nice. I'm not very amused today whatsoever. Goldenballs is about to start, Deal or No Deal is up soon & The Weakest Link follows and the campest weatherman is on STV as I post. Oh, and put a feckin jumper on thne if you're cold! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Get Zattoo and you can watch freeview on you computer.Here to help. Thanks for the tip CS! Goldenballs is about to start, Deal or No Deal is up soon & The Weakest Link follows and the campest weatherman is on STV as I post. Oh, and put a feckin jumper on thne if you're cold! Sorry Kilt but that consitutes as shite telly in my book. And I'm wearing a jumper. It's still cold. Brrrrrrrr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 follows and the campest weatherman is on STV as I post. I would certainly keep clear of his occluded front.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Just finished reading "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". It's shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 (edited) School's quite weird right now. People are leaving that wanted to go in the summer but couldn't because they were too young (than God), and there's 6th years that are leaving as they're not turning up for school and are getting chucked out for taking the piss. One of the lassies in the year above that sat infront of me in business has left and I was genuinely sad; didn't really like her to begin with but over the past few months we've gotten quite close. Shame, really. And she had really big boobies. Edited December 16, 2009 by GypsyTillIDie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I'm practically begging to pull out of a New Years Eve gig and it just isn't happening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I'm practically begging to pull out of a New Years Eve gig and it just isn't happening. Ye get a better offer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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