An Sionnach Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 If I wanted a meat substitute, I'd eat meat. Then it wouldn't be a meat substitute, would it? It'd be MEAT! I forgot to turn my alarm off for work. 4.45am.....and I'm wide awake! Well you're a woman, use the time to do some housework! © xbl School of Logic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Vegetarianism is gay. Have you ever fought with five rabid grannies in the veg aisle for the last bag of parsnips left on Christmas Eve? No, I thought not! It's brutal! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The russian burd at my work is vegetarian, I asked her at the team meeting a few weeks back 'so Katya, when was the last time you had a piece of meat in yer mouth?', half the team were shocked, the other half were biting the carpet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The russian burd at my work is vegetarian, I asked her at the team meeting a few weeks back 'so Katya, when was the last time you had a piece of meat in yer mouth?', half the team were shocked, the other half were biting the carpet. If she's Russian she'll have it in her mouth every day, dirty bitches that they are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The russian burd at my work is vegetarian, I asked her at the team meeting a few weeks back 'so Katya, when was the last time you had a piece of meat in yer mouth?', half the team were shocked, the other half were biting the carpet. Bad Kiwi! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 If she's Russian she'll have it in her mouth every day, dirty bitches that they are. Not this one, she would be frightened of the calories. She's yer typical russian mail order bride (except she came to NZ as a teenager), tall, slim, leggy, very slavic looking and sounds like count from Sesame street - vone luvlely apple ha, ha, ha.... Total narcassistic, thinks the sun shines out of her arse and is total high maintenance. She's as pretty as a picture, and boy, does she know it. Also thinks Putin is the pinnacle of the male species, doesn't like it when we all went on about how he has 'small penis syndrom' She's on my FB 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Bad Kiwi! Moi? it was an innocent remark taken out of context by those that have dirty minds. I was only asking how long she had been a vegetarian for. Aye right From the king of innuendo, I will take the compliment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 She's yer typical russian mail order bride (except she came to NZ as a teenager), tall, slim, leggy, very slavic looking and sounds like count from Sesame street - vone luvlely apple ha, ha, ha....She's as pretty as a picture, and boy, does she know it. And the address is.....? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Not this one, she would be frightened of the calories. She's yer typical russian mail order bride (except she came to NZ as a teenager), tall, slim, leggy, very slavic looking and sounds like count from Sesame street - vone luvlely apple ha, ha, ha.... Total narcassistic, thinks the sun shines out of her arse and is total high maintenance. She's as pretty as a picture, and boy, does she know it. Also thinks Putin is the pinnacle of the male species, doesn't like it when we all went on about how he has 'small penis syndrom' She's on my FB Who said anything about swallowing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 (edited) And the address is.....? Guess which one Kilt... Edited December 29, 2009 by kiwififer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Moi? it was an innocent remark taken out of context by those that have dirty minds. I was only asking how long she had been a vegetarian for. Aye right From the king of innuendo, I will take the compliment Why thank you! I can't take the credit all the time. A rather naive young colleague, long dark hair, sweet smile and gorgeous figure, misplaced a case file she'd been working on. So in a loud voice she announced to the office in general "Has anyone seen my Brazilian?" Who said anything about swallowing? I was always told it was full of vitamins and non-fattening anyway... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Why thank you! I can't take the credit all the time. A rather naive young colleague, long dark hair, sweet smile and gorgeous figure, misplaced a case file she'd been working on. So in a loud voice she announced to the office in general "Has anyone seen my Brazilian?" I was always told it was full of vitamins and non-fattening anyway... It tastes like Pineapple juice and we all know that's good for you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Guess which one Kilt... THAT ONE!! THAT'S KATYA! Although with my luck I'd end up with the giggly blonde chubster in front of her! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 It tastes like Pineapple juice and we all know that's good for you I won't ask how you know that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I won't ask how you know that? It was a discussion in the pub one night with a mixed group of mates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 It was a discussion in the pub one night with a mixed group of mates. Of course it was Frank, of course it was... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Of course it was Frank, of course it was... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 10/10 kilt.... and the blond would eat you alive! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Then it wouldn't be a meat substitute, would it? It'd be MEAT! Well you're a woman, use the time to do some housework! © xbl School of Logic That's exactly what I did! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Back in the office today,it is freezing. Took the bus this am as well ,i see that LRT has switched the heating off i guess it will be switched on in May. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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