Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 My wee girl has that daft sickness bug that's going around. We're taking 5 hour sleeping shifts just in case the poor wee thing chokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 My wee girl has that daft sickness bug that's going around. Urrr, I think I've got some sort of daft sickness bug as well. Must have caught something off someone in the pub. I'm shattered now, having woken up before 7 to get undressed, but I can't go back to bed now, its almosty Murraytime! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 My wee dog isn't feeling well He's got a really sore back left leg, and as a result he can't sit or lie down, but when you try to pick him up, he just bites you. Must be in agony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Roger fucking Federer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 First Saturday night in the hoose for a while, and on ITV earlier, I watched the first ten minutes of probably the worst piece of television I've ever seen. And when you consider the shite that's on now, that's up against some stiff opposition. It's called 'Take Me Out', it's hosted by Paddy McGuinness, and it looked like the worst example of moron tv ever. To give you a flavour of the intelligence levels involved, chap comes on in a broad Irish accent, and says he's from Cork. To which one airhead remarked, 'Is he Irish?'. When the audience laughed, she continued on the defensive, 'Well, how 'm I supposed to know where Cork is?'. It was at this point, I turned it off for fear of throwing a heav object at the tv screen. Surely we can do better than this? Sat TV is utterly terrible.Entertainment for the brain dead. I go out,on line,or play music. Even Sky is bogging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Really not in the mood for drinking for some reason I was the same last night,i had a couple of glasses of red,an early night and read my book.I must be getting old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 My girlfriend bought me an iPod for christmas and it just went through the wash. I think I am gonna buy a new one and not fess up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 My girlfriend bought me an iPod for christmas and it just went through the wash. I think I am gonna buy a new one and not fess up. You should just come clean 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 You should just come clean Yeah, it all comes out in the wash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Sat TV is utterly terrible.Entertainment for the brain dead. I go out,on line,or play music. Even Sky is bogging. Not last night, I watched Valki...Valky...The one where Tom Cruise tries to kill Hitler. It was a bit confusing because the Germans were the goodies and the baddies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 You will get caught out. Guranteed And how's that going to happen if he buys the same one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 spent far too much money last night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 spent far too much money last night I know what that's like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Ended up down the back of Falkirk college last night. WHIT??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yer Maw Has a Sac. Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 People who take pictures of themselves with the aid of a mirror. It's just bent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Barstaff who arent busy and see you standing at the Bar,then pretend to do something important,like move a fucking bottle a few inches on the shelf. Then they come over,in their own time and ask if you want anything. Your standing at the bar with money in your hand and your tongue hanging out gasping for a drink. WTF do they think you want ? All of the above apply in particular to the wee bald fanny who was working behind the bar in Pear Tree in Edinburgh last night . Your just no cool son.Your just an insignificant,bald before their time,skinny wee fud ! Oh and a paclket of crisps wi that please . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Barstaff who arent busy and see you standing at the Bar,then pretend to do something important,like move a fucking bottle a few inches on the shelf. Then they come over,in their own time and ask if you want anything. Your standing at the bar with money in your hand and your tongue hanging out gasping for a drink. WTF do they think you want ? All of the above apply in particular to the wee bald fanny who was working behind the bar in Pear Tree in Edinburgh last night . Your just no cool son.Your just an insignificant,bald before their time,skinny wee fud ! Oh and a paclket of crisps wi that please . Are you just constantly angry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Are you just constantly angry? Naw,but as the thread says "Petty things...." Had a great night out in Edinburgh last night,but this wee sack just got on my nerves,you know the type Mr Daefuckall ! Your no him are you ??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Your just an insignificant,bald before their time,skinny wee fud ! I totally believe you. He's of no significance at all to you. None. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 (edited) Naw,but as the thread says "Petty things...." Had a great night out in Edinburgh last night,but this wee sack just got on my nerves,you know the type Mr Daefuckall ! Your no him are you ??? I can't even pretend to understand that. Oh wait, you're talking about the barman. Nah, no me. I'm bald before my time though. Maybe it was my skinny alternative, The Eric-Skint Student. Edited January 31, 2010 by The Blair-Skint Student 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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