Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Went a score over the limit on my fuckin phone bill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Absolutely. Burn 'em like a Guy I say. Perhaps I over reacted. For a first offence, cutting off their genitals should act as sufficient deterrent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Perhaps I over reacted. For a first offence, cutting off their genitals should act as sufficient deterrent. First time burn-em like a Guy but piss on the bonfire before it gets too hot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 First time burn-em like a Guy but piss on the bonfire before it gets too hot. Fawkes Sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Fawkes Sake. You put the Gunpowder in that cracker of a joke... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 You put the Gunpowder in that cracker of a joke... It probably won't set the Houses of Parliament on fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 It probably won't set the Houses of Parliament on fire. Poorly executed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Poorly executed. Yip, a damp squib. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 These energy saving bulbs which take about ten minutes to warm up and supply enough light for you to see! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Isn't that what lights are for ? I think what he's trying to say is that normal lights give light as soon as you switch them on, energy saving ones however take a while to heat up and give the same amount of light. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Some w****r or wankers broke into an auld dears home at my mums work. It's a sheltered housing complex. Totally trashed the place for the grand sum of 80 quid. First incident of that kind in over 20 years since the place opened. Got to hand it to the auld one. She had the option of staying with her daughter tonight but she says she wants to stay in her home. I hope the fucker or fuckers get caught asap and receive a swift kick in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 My teacher gives my class past papers to do for homework in the run up to our exams. The answers are usually on the SQA marking scheme which can be retrieved from the SQA website, but the paper he gave us, is the 2004 paper and it's not there . Looks like I'm going to have to work now! I like your teacher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Some w****r or wankers broke into an auld dears home at my mums work. It's a sheltered housing complex. Totally trashed the place for the grand sum of 80 quid. First incident of that kind in over 20 years since the place opened. Got to hand it to the auld one. She had the option of staying with her daughter tonight but she says she wants to stay in her home. I hope the fucker or fuckers get caught asap and receive a swift kick in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Picked up a really bad chest infection. Kept me awake all last night. Today even going to the loo makes me breathless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Wallopers walking about wearing shorts today. Aye it's sunny but it's still only about 6 degrees. I hate students. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Wallopers walking about wearing shorts today. Aye it's sunny but it's still only about 6 degrees. I hate students. So? Why does what other people wear bother you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 So? Why does what other people wear bother you? It's petty and it gets on my nerves. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Going through you're 500MB allowance in the space of a weekend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 It's petty and it gets on my nerves. Fully deserving of a greeny. Some folk on here really do post without thinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 My Dongle wont work... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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