An Sionnach Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 What is really cheesing me off is that I fell over a loose stone whilst admiring the view at the water's edge at Lake Como and I am currenly sporting a limp and a left ankle that is badged with at least half the colours of the rainbow. I can empathise. When I got back from Aberdeen, rather the worse for wear, my cat insisted on wrapping himself round my legs demanding his tea. I aimed a swift kick at him, completely missed and clobbered the bannisters with my right ankle. Cue much hopping round, cursing and falling over! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 I can empathise. When I got back from Aberdeen, rather the worse for wear, my cat insisted on wrapping himself round my legs demanding his tea. I aimed a swift kick at him, completely missed and clobbered the bannisters with my right ankle. Cue much hopping round, cursing and falling over! I have a vision - 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 I can empathise. When I got back from Aberdeen, rather the worse for wear, my cat insisted on wrapping himself round my legs demanding his tea. I aimed a swift kick at him, completely missed and clobbered the bannisters with my right ankle. Cue much hopping round, cursing and falling over! How many cats were you seeing at the time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 How many cats were you seeing at the time? About 17.......and I only have 2.....and one was in the back garden at the time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Stand Bairn Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 This office is bloody freezing and the air-conditioning's on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 About 17.......and I only have 2.....and one was in the back garden at the time! Always aim for the one in the middle top tip that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 fucking ticketmaster ! no worry, I'm a tube Please tell me you didn't get the Manics tickets from Ticketmaster? I despise that company! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Because you used their name on a public message board, you will be charged a £1.50 service fee. "And to think Smithers, you said don't buy the company, nobody will pay extra for tickets....." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 I have 50 minutes till my exam starts, and I dont have a fucking clue. Last minute revision in the library has been interupted by P & B! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylesons Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 My Tv or xbox is fucked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 i have got to get up at 4am to do the kilbryde hike and i can't get to sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half A Person Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 i have got to get up at 4am to do the kilbryde hike and i can't get to sleep have a w**k Research shows that during ejaculation, men release a cocktail of brain chemicals, including norepinephrine, serotonin, oxytocin, vasopressin, nitric oxide (NO), and the hormone prolactin. The release of prolactin is linked to the feeling of sexual satisfaction, and it also mediates the “recovery time†that men are well aware of—the time a guy must wait before “giving it another go.†Studies have also shown that men deficient in prolactin have faster recovery times. Prolactin levels are naturally higher during sleep, and animals injected with the chemical become tired immediately. This suggests a strong link between prolactin and sleep, so it’s likely that the hormone’s release during orgasm causes men to feel sleepy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Sacramento Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Please tell me you didn't get the Manics tickets from Ticketmaster? I despise that company! nope, I didnae B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Fat people get on my nerves. I just want to poke their little tubby bellies with sticks and tell them that they smell in the summertime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeJay Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Fridge broken down the other day, only for a day but it's incredible how much you rely on it and it's true that you don't know what you have 'till it's gone; no milk, limited choice of meals. Thank f**k it's back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Fat people get on my nerves. I just want to poke their little tubby bellies with sticks and tell them that they smell in the summertime. Try it. I'll fall on you. Not recommended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Fat people get on my nerves. I just want to poke their little tubby bellies with sticks and tell them that they smell in the summertime. My beer gut's actually "shoogling" with laughter at that, despite myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberman Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 My phone has been down for 2 days now, despite numorous emails to pipex homecall they haven't othered their arses to contact me back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 The girl on the late shift phoned in sick and so they phoned me to ask me to do her shift instead of my own, but the phone rang off at the last minute and I didn't check the message because I never do really. So I went in for the start of my shift, only to be asked to go home and come back for hers because they can't afford to pay me overtime. That's right, they can't afford it. Oh well, it does mean I can laze around for another three hours, and it also means I'll be in the lab on my own for seven hours = no checkouts for SaintSam. Score! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Work sucks when you've had very little sleep and lots of sun and alcohol at the weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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