Jump to content

Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...


Recommended Posts

Guest XaaronPrimus
As soon as that? I really don't know when to start harvesting them. Mine are up to my knees in height and have loads of purple flowers on them. I'm fair chuffed! :D

Not an expert, but i was under the impression flowers were bad for vegetable growers, as they make the plant put energy into growing the flower, rather than growing the actual eating part.

Might look pretty, but I think you get bigger veg without them.

Of course, I have no idea how it effects people who don't want to win the "Biggest Marrow" competition....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest XaaronPrimus
It's a laptop, I'd have to buy a USB plugin one. I think I'll just try and use 25 letters of the alphabet.

Depending on your make/model of laptop. You can get replacement keyboards for some of them.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest XaaronPrimus
I've no idea, I thought you were supposed to get flowers on your spuds.

We need a spud expert. Phone Gardeners Question Time!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

We need a spud expert. Phone Gardeners Question Time!

If you go through the whole season with no flowers,you probably need to work on your soil nutrient levels.additionally,you should not grow potatoes in the same bed two years running,so you'll have to add phosphorus to the new bed you choose for next year.for more info on why you should move your potato bed next year,see the article

Crop Rotation - Beginner Style.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest bairnbabe
Between phone calls and other department mistakes, I have managed so far to do the square root of hee-haw today. And I hate days like that :(

Why are you bothering - your leaving after all!!

Btw - you got a start date yet?! :P:lol: (joking - before you go red in the face and throw a hissy fit)!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest The Phoenix
:o Ooh, low blow... :( When I'm asleep...? :unsure:

You're still a legend in your own bedtime in my book. ;)

Just keep thinking of the

post-7951-1181741559.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Had some random pisshead shout "You Fife b*****d" at me outside Ladbrokes in town earlier on. Not once, but twice, then the moron tried to claim "its only banter". If I wasn't busy laughing at pity at the clueless fool, I'd have had a go back.

Honestly, what is the point? Mind you, I should feel sorry for him, as his life seems to consist of getting drunk early in the hole that is the Goose before heading for the bookies. And he seemed to be only in his twenties. Clown.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Had some random pisshead shout "You Fife b*****d" at me outside Ladbrokes in town earlier on.

You should really try and hide that sixth finger and put your banjo in a case when you are outside "The Kingdom". That should help you avoid such abuse! :D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...