flogelsleftpeg Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 You should only be asking munters anyway. Desert Islands are for birds you wouldn't want your friends and family knowing you were humping.LM is the kind of woman if you are going out with you take an advert out in The Herald about it. Monster, sorry to hear about your mate by the way hope everything is ok, Lynne Marie definitely seems that sort of lady. Lovely from the descriptions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 It's just a shame the pictures are so fucking horrendous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 f**k that! I want to know who it was! Aw, shucks. Trust me, you really don't..... Plus, your ego is well enough out of control, dontcha think? Monster, sorry to hear about your mate by the way hope everything is ok, Lynne Marie definitely seems that sort of lady. Lovely from the descriptions. Cheers. Aye she seems okay, but the accent would have you running for the hills pretty soon..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I'm gutted I missed the 5's.Not even some amusing texts and phone calls from reprobates on the night could make up for it. One voicemail in particular was rather funny though: "You are a fucking bellend!" I was laughing at the text you sent Philpy when he texted you about the Orange walk. I had a wee burst of 'Hail Hail' and then realised that those neanderthals would probably not think twice about kicking my c**t in. LM is a wee hotty. If I was single I'd have gotten reekin and asked her if she fancied a wee jaunt to the bogs. Cause I'm classy. B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 (edited) My accent is awesome! Everyone loves it. And I really, really do want to know who it is! My bet is it's someone who'd already said it to my face anyway. Andy, what are you on about? You were too shy to bloody speak to me! Edited June 18, 2007 by Lyn-Marie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flogelsleftpeg Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 My accent is awesome! Everyone loves it. And I really, really do want to know who it is! My bet is it's someone who'd already said it to my face anyway. Andy, what are you on about? You were too shy to bloody speak to me! Sure it was your face he was adressing at the time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I was laughing at the text you sent Philpy when he texted you about the Orange walk. I got out of my car in Bellshill and did exactly that in about 1995 when I was stopped because of them. It's fair to say I was close to a horsing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 (edited) My accent is awesome! Everyone loves it. And I really, really do want to know who it is! My bet is it's someone who'd already said it to my face anyway. Andy, what are you on about? You were too shy to bloody speak to me! Shy, Sober. Same thing as far as I'm concerned. I've been in enough trouble over the past 6 months anyway. Edited June 18, 2007 by AndyC27/11 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Some would have had their plooks heal on the spot, and still others would take a break from their ceaseless humiliation and degradation of philpy, allowing him to gather the coppers from the dancefloor and go buy some turpentine for the journey home. Maybe that's why he did it? To get some attention given that everyone was probably cracking one out as Debbie and LM snogged? My accent is awesome! Everyone loves it. I don't 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Hush, ya teuchter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Hush, ya teuchter. I'd have to gag you after a while. Which, I have no doubt, you would enjoy anyway. Ken whit I mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I'd have to gag you after a while.Which, I have no doubt, you would enjoy anyway. Ken whit I mean? You'd have to pin me down first. Although, yes, you're right. I would. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I see Kilt is browsing this thread with interest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CK Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I've had my warning level increased to 10% for 'not getting a haircut' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I've had my warning level increased to 10% for 'not getting a haircut' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I've had my warning level increased to 10% for 'not getting a haircut' :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larbert_Par Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I've had my warning level increased to 10% for 'not getting a haircut' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I see Kilt is browsing this thread with interest I've been PM'd - I know where I stand! Doesn't stop me looking though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 What does the 'P' in 'PM' stand for again>? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 The disapperance of Geoffery! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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