FraserHFC Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I did wonder. Popped in for a can of juice, I just thought the staff hated each other I've been in there once or twice and the staff seemed alright to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 (edited) People that can't use the bus properly. For example asking for a return without stating even a vague destination and then standing open-mouthed as the driver asks "where to?", to only reply with "return ticket".The answer to that is "Back here." Edited September 7, 2013 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 The answer to that is "Back here." Are you Walmington-on-Sea's Tourism Officer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 The burd I've been seeing for a couple of months is starting to get whiny & needy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Be thankful you have a "burd" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Be thankful you have a "burd" You can have mine if you want. Save me from a splitting headache 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Be thankful you have a "burd" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 You can have mine if you want. Save me from a splitting headache I'm sure raidernation is a "burd" and merely pointing out that all men who refer to their girlfriends as such are worse than Hitler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 The burd I've been seeing for a couple of months is starting to get whiny & needy! Do a "Robert Wagner" on her and shove her off the boat. It's the perfect murder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Do a "Robert Wagner" on her and shove her off the boat. It's the perfect murder. lol.....not so sure to be honest..the water is only 4feet deep! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 lol.....not so sure to be honest..the water is only 4feet deep! It's a well known fact you can drown into a table spoon of water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 lol.....not so sure to be honest..the water is only 4feet deep! FFS, just how big is her nose / mouth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 It's a well known fact you can drown into a table spoon of water. FFS, just how big is her nose / mouth? To be fair I was only thinking about ending the "relationship"........drowning her seems a step too far! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 International weekend. People who moan about international weekend. Every time without fail people complain about it despite the fact you know it's coming at around the same times every season. Next people will be slagging off "International summer" when the World Cup is on next year because it means they can't watch their diddy club side getting gubbed 7-0 off Malmo during that time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 "Burd" is incredibly disrespectful. I prefer "Missus", or simply "Girlfriend", and when she cant hear me "Dickchain" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Ball and chain is quite good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 "Burd" is incredibly disrespectful. I prefer "Missus", or simply "Girlfriend", and when she cant hear me "Dickchain" is it really?! I just use it occasionally as a term of endearment. its not as if I'm suggesting taking the vote off them or banning them from driving! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 To be fair I was only thinking about ending the "relationship"........drowning her seems a step too far! No, it's the only way. She'll be inexperienced on boats. Have a few drinks each, shove her of the front and run her over as well. You can say she didn't realise how slippy it would be. Bob's your uncle. Let is know how you get on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 is it really?! I just use it occasionally as a term of endearment. its not as if I'm suggesting taking the vote off them or banning them from driving! I was only joking, I utterly despise the "Feminist brigade" that say calling your girlfriend your burd is disrespectful while calling every man a pig. That type of woman needs a proper ride 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 No, it's the only way. She'll be inexperienced on boats. Have a few drinks each, shove her of the front and run her over as well. You can say she didn't realise how slippy it would be. Bob's your uncle. Let is know how you get on. Thanks......I didn't know Peter Sutcliffe had access to the internet in Prison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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