Bert Raccoon Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Ended getting it cut when the bint came back from her lunch. Always happens. Done now though, and looking rather dece for the fly honeys tonight. All's well that ends well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Strictly ... get that shite tae Fochabers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Will do, squire. Kid's still getting his hair cut. If you have long hair go to a hairdressers and stop wasting time at the barbers. He's wearing cream chinos too. I hate him. Lmao. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northsea80 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Ended getting it cut when the bint came back from her lunch. Always happens. Done now though, and looking rather dece for the fly honeys tonight. All's well that ends well. Couldn't you make an appointment somewhere and prevent all this waiting time? Anyway, when you order pâté as a starter there's never enough bread or oatcakes provided with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Couldn't you make an appointment somewhere and prevent all this waiting time? Anyway, when you order pâté as a starter there's never enough bread or oatcakes provided with it. An appointment at a barbers? Is there such a thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 It's a fucking barbers. If anybody is that bothered about poncing up their fucking hair to look some some twat out of a boy band or made in fucking Chelsea, go to Toni and fucking Guy. This. All you need is a £6-10(depending where you live) cut at your local barbers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Jimmy Boyle will cut you for f**k all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 http://youtu.be/PjsfFpvUM7c%C2'> http://youtu.be/pgfHL9Ug_AA http://youtu.be/t6X4Nm9ADM8 Just a small selection of adverts that are annoying the f**k out of me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Just a small selection of adverts that are annoying the f**k out of me So you thought you'd share them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 So you thought you'd share them? Of course, why should I suffer alone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syd Barrett Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Of course, why should I suffer alone? Go and watch the telly Rico and get off p and b. I just watched Brave wi the weans. Tune into it. Alba gu brath n aw that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syd Barrett Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 It's a fucking barbers. If anybody is that bothered about poncing up their fucking hair to look some some twat out of a boy band or made in fucking Chelsea, go to Toni and fucking Guy. I go to Tonys barbers on duke street. 5er a haircut. And he's a mad c**t. Funny as. Just make sure you've got a bit about you or he'll slag you rotten 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 So you thought you'd share them? Is that not the point of this thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 So you thought you'd share them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 I thought the point was to describe petty things that get on your nerves, not to inflict them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 It's a fucking barbers. If anybody is that bothered about poncing up their fucking hair to look some some twat out of a boy band or made in fucking Chelsea, go to Toni and fucking Guy. How does one ponce up a hairdo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 It's a fucking barbers. If anybody is that bothered about poncing up their fucking hair to look some some twat out of a boy band or made in fucking Chelsea, go to Toni and fucking Guy. you seem upset! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 I'm just jealous of hairy folk. Get a Rooney mate! :-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Maybe, but my granny shagging days are in the past, hopefully. I think you'll find they are very much in the future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Great. Even I draw the line at Great Grans, you fucking wrong 'un. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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