bluetooner Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Id be a bit more cautious about getting really lucky kilt or is that just my good guy thing showing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Id be a bit more cautious about getting really lucky kilt or is that just my good guy thing showing? No chance - it's been 11 months FFS, and whilst it's a long shot on a first date, if she's of the same mind and things head that way there's no way I'm behaving myself with restraint. It will be mutually pleasureable, drippy-sticky, coital carnage I tell's ya! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Eeeeew! Crumblie sex! At least when I get old I'll have the decency to keep my shagging habits to myself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 No chance - it's been 11 months FFS, and whilst it's a long shot on a first date, if she's of the same mind and things head that way there's no way I'm behaving myself with restraint. It will be mutually pleasureable, drippy-sticky, coital carnage I tell's ya! That'll be a "Stuff your advice, Phoenix" (as posted above). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Eeeeew! Crumblie sex! At least when I get old I'll have the decency to keep my shagging habits to myself! Conversely therefore, junior, I take it you will be posting the lurid details of your current shagging habits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Eeeeew! Crumblie sex Cheeky cow! She's 33 and I'm 47 - it's hardly a pair of poking pensioner's That'll be a "Stuff your advice, Phoenix" Exactly! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Conversely therefore, junior, I take it you will be posting the lurid details of your current shagging habits. I'd have to have some shagging habits first! Although, I'm quite happy to be called 'Junior'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Cheeky cow! She's 33 and I'm 47 - it's hardly a pair of poking pensioner's Maybe not, but you're the same age as my mum! My mum doesn't have sex. She's only done it 3 times in her whole life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Cheeky cow! She's 33 and I'm 47 - it's hardly a pair of poking pensioner's Exactly! You cradlesnatcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsson. Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Maybe not, but you're the same age as my mum! My mum doesn't have sex. She's only done it 3 times in her whole life. The milkman,the coalman and the binman... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Playing 5 a side football with muppets from work and having the office freak shout instructions to you on the pitch. Wouldn't be so bad if he was good, but the final straw came when he shouted at me to close down a player while he just stood there. Then he made the error of calling me James. I lost it for 3 seconds, ran up to him and screamed "who the f**k is James ya c**t". Needless to say I was avoided by all in the office today. Cracking post, James. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Cracking post, James. You git, you beat me to saying the same thing to old James there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I'd have to have some shagging habits first Normally I'd have offered to help you start some - but I'm seeing another woman! Maybe not, but you're the same age as my mum! Your Mum, you say, hmmmm......! You cradlesnatcher. Do I see a shade of jealousy there...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 The milkman,the coalman and the binman... According to her, yes, yes and no, not the binman, but the postman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 (edited) No chance - it's been 11 months FFS, and whilst it's a long shot on a first date, if she's of the same mind and things head that way there's no way I'm behaving myself with restraint. It will be mutually pleasureable, drippy-sticky, coital carnage I tell's ya! Good Luck Kilt Edited June 22, 2007 by Whistle Blower 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Good Luck KiltIf she offers tonight, be a man and turn the shag down. Thank you and no, I'll be a man and shag her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsson. Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 (edited) Thank you and no, I'll be a man and shag her. remember and wrap your stump before you hump!!... o and if she's no up for it try .... Edited June 22, 2007 by Larsson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Good news! She was waiting in for a letting agent to call about her flat but they haven't turned up yet. If they don't arrive by 3pm she'll come in anyway, which means we can both leave together around 4pm to go for a drink! Ooh, the little tease had me worried there! I'm planning to get the No. 60 bus as far as the Paisley Cricket Ground, then stroll up the hill to the Lord Lonsdale and sweep her off her feet in the beer garden! It's not far from her house in Ferguslie Park..... ...so I may get REALLY lucky! Edit: Noted, Mr Phoenix, noted! Look out for a tall guy with short dark hair with bleached highlites with a white prada top on I'll be in from about 6 as 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Oh and why not get the 61 and get dropped off at the front door ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 remember and wrap your stump before you hump!!o and if she's no up for it try .... I think I already mentioned, I've packed a wee overnight bag with essentials already! Not going there - I've been caught like that before. Commitment free mutual warmth and comfort is what I think we're both after, not tying the knot again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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