kev23 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 "Who ate all the pies aye aye? Who ate all the pies aye aye?" The single worst 3 seconds in the history of television. It's not even the right tune either 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 You should always take betting advice from a man who has been bankrupt twice! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambunctious Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Ray Winston's irritating cockney "geezer" persona on that dreadful betting ad. "Av a bang on that" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Exactly. The caaaaaaaaaaaaant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Mappit! There'll be faackin claret! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Why are World Cup intros so shite on both ITV and BBC these days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 The wife has the TV remote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 What!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 The wife has the TV remote When she goes for a pish, put insulating tape over the ir receiver on the telly, change the channel and hide the remote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 When she goes for a pish, lock the shitehouse door. From the outside! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Women who speak in that soft croaky voices. Fucking well speak up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Happened to catch a bit of today's Wimbledon earlier. That Victoria Azarenka lassie, who does the high-pitched squealing orgasm thing every time she hits the ball, does my fucking head in. Fortunately she was knocked out by Bojana Jovanovski. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Where the f**k is that 'How Good is Your Memory' thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 New owners of the Big Day Out announce there won't be any in 2015. Cnuts only announced as owners yesterday. BDO started in 1992 but it wasn't unexpected as ticket sales for BDO and other Oz festivals have been poor over recent years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papad Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 New owners of the Big Day Out announce there won't be any in 2015. Cnuts only announced as owners yesterday. BDO started in 1992 but it wasn't unexpected as ticket sales for BDO and other Oz festivals have been poor over recent years. No loss. It's a bogan fest anyway! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 The Flu. Fucking dick of a thing. Just back from a 3 week holiday so can't really pull a sickie for the rest of the week as it looks bad. I'm sat in work typing this unable to breathe through my nose, with 3 layers on, and it feels like my head has just exploded and someone has slit my throat open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 The Flu. Fucking dick of a thing. Just back from a 3 week holiday so can't really pull a sickie for the rest of the week as it looks bad. I'm sat in work typing this unable to breathe through my nose, with 3 layers on, and it feels like my head has just exploded and someone has slit my throat open. To be honest I can't stand people who come into work ill, all you're going to do is spread it and make other people sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 To be honest I can't stand people who come into work ill, all you're going to do is spread it and make other people sick. This. Stupid selfish basturts. "Oh, I've just had my holiday and I know you're going away next week, so here's the flu to take with you....." D'oh ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Since you've came into work, isn't enough for them to see how ill you are to know you ain't taking the piss and allow you to go home without any complaints? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 The main reason my last day at this company is next Friday is because they expect you in even on your deathbed and they pass comment randomly on how many sick days you've had. I've had 2 since October 2013. My boss actually told me to come in as the hierarchy would suspect I was 'at it' if I didn't come back into work after my holiday. And that they probably wouldn't pay me sick pay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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